# Alternatives to toilet paper

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**Created:** [August 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111 "2007-08-19T16:54:50Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/10 "2007-08-19T18:35:44Z")

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dialog between my current roommate and his old roommate when they lived together.

“FUCK! I’m taking a shit and there’s no toilet paper! Can you hand me some?”

“There isn’t any.”

“Give me something. Napkins, paper towels”

“none of those”

“newspaper, magazine, anything!!”

“dude, just jump in the shower for a sec. rinse off.”

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