# Alternatives to toilet paper

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**Created:** [August 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111 "2007-08-19T16:54:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/14 "2007-08-19T19:43:15Z")

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[quote=“tpgsr,post:3,topic:34111"”]

a bums shirt

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i stole a belt from a bum a couple years ago coming back from the bars in allentown, however, i never attempted to cleanse my ass with it

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