# Amazing UB personals from Generation magazine **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492 "2007-10-23T17:45:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/1 "2007-10-23T17:45:38Z")
> [@Generation magazine](#): > > - **October 16th** > I go to the Flag room once a day just to see the Flag Room Whore; how can one girl do nothing but sit on every available lap? Do you even go to this school Flag Room Whore? > > to the assholes throwing waterballons from cooke your lucky that cooke is the most confusing building or I would have beaten the shit out of all of you > > to the girl in my calculus class. you know we’re no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what i’m thinking of. you wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how i’m feeling. got to make you understand. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! > > To OD-Poof Girl…you look ridiculous, and i bet it takes at least 20 minutes and an entire bottle of hairspray to get that thing to stay up. you’re ruining the ozone layer. if you want to look taller, wear heels. > > I think I’m attracted to my chubby, hairy, jewish philosophy professor. And I like it. > > to the girl who always wears skirts in my com class- i know the smell of my cologne makes you wet. on numerous occassions i have caught u flicking your bean under the table while day dreaming of my cock in your ass. do us both a favor and sit next to me next week > > lol catz canz rite pursunals? > > to the girl who is continuously shitting the “unhuman” shit all over the toilet seat… 1. how the fuck do you do that 2.ur fucking gross and ruining my life > > **October 23rd-** > So, I’m guessing you’re a fat fuck that will never get laid, and you’re only pissed off because I won’t sit on your lap. I think you should go back to watching porn on your laptop instead of stalking me and watching my every move. Thanks. - The Flagroom Whore. > > to sexy boy with too tight pants and bandana who studies in Capen- I think we need an intense study session, come to red jacket one night and I’ll put the led in your zeppelin > > I didnt know u were the flag room whore til you made a big deal about it when your favorite beefcake walked in. way to go. now everybody knows who you are. at least you know too. > > To the hot girl who sits next to me in my history lecture. I see you shooting those looks at me when you think I’m not paying attention. I’m thinking a quick handjob under the table will suffice. OK I think that is enough. My wife goes there and we had quite the laugh at the ones from the 16th. Then come to find out that online is the one from this week with some responses. There are a ton of these on the link below this but you have to look at the personals. [http://subboard.com/generation//pastIssues.asp](http://subboard.com/generation//pastIssues.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/2 "2007-10-23T17:51:35Z")
> to the girl in my calculus class. you know we’re no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what i’m thinking of. you wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how i’m feeling. got to make you understand. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/3 "2007-10-23T18:09:21Z")
haha, i like the cat one. ---
**Author:** ![BrockwayMT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brockwaymt/32/5060_2.png) [@BrockwayMT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BrockwayMT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/4 "2007-10-24T17:44:08Z")
where the hell is the flag room? ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/5 "2007-10-24T18:09:51Z")
in the student union, 2nd floor ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/6 "2007-10-24T18:58:55Z")
Generation used to own like 4 years ago. Its been down hill every year sadly. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/7 "2007-10-24T19:55:45Z")
I dont know… I get a good laugh every time I look at it ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/8 "2007-10-24T19:59:29Z")
> to the girl who is continuously shitting the “unhuman” shit all over the toilet seat… 1. how the fuck do you do that 2.ur fucking gross and ruining my life hahaha ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/9 "2007-10-25T09:32:15Z")
WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET THIS PAPER… all i ever see is the damn spectrum which makes me want to committ in Norton 112 and hang myself from BJ reynolds Projector.\>:0 ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/10 "2007-10-25T09:38:44Z")
TO THE MIDGET IN THE CLOSET ON THE 8TH FLOOR rofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffle og’s unite lololololol ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/11 "2007-10-25T09:40:33Z")
mshadow shut the fuck up ubrf ownz joo Oh Mr JDMMR2 I found 2 funny videos I will host later…You at some computer store…and Desmond shooting you… ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/12 "2007-10-25T09:43:01Z")
[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:11,topic:37492"”] mshadow shut the fuck up ubrf ownz joo Oh Mr JDMMR2 I found 2 funny videos I will host later…You at some computer store…and Desmond shooting you… [/quote] LOL i even dont have that video of him shooting me…POST POST POST ---
**Author:** ![ZOMGVTEK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zomgvtek/32/5063_2.png) [@ZOMGVTEK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZOMGVTEK)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/13 "2007-10-25T09:43:10Z")
to the girl in my calculus class. you know we’re no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what i’m thinking of. you wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how i’m feeling. got to make you understand. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! I know nothing about this… NOTHING! ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/14 "2007-10-25T10:04:33Z")
“IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG!” \> \*… personals have declined. however. i did take a nap in the flag room with hope to find the said ‘whore’… no avail ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/15 "2007-10-25T10:31:29Z")
[quote=“Willybeen,post:14,topic:37492"”] “IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG!” \> \*… personals have declined. however. i did take a nap in the flag room with hope to find the said ‘whore’… no avail [/quote] Ill be there in 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/16 "2007-10-25T10:50:04Z")
[quote=“JDMR2,post:10,topic:37492"”] TO THE MIDGET IN THE CLOSET ON THE 8TH FLOOR rofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffle og’s unite lololololol [/quote] lol, i love it ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/17 "2007-10-26T13:45:22Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:2,topic:37492"”] NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! [/quote] wanna know how i know that you’re gay? you actually listen to rick astley :jawdrop:lol ---
**Author:** ![ryanbgb22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@ryanbgb22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanbgb22)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-ub-personals-from-generation-magazine/37492/18 "2007-10-26T14:42:56Z")
[quote=“ZOMGVTEK,post:13,topic:37492"”] to the girl in my calculus class. you know we’re no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what i’m thinking of. you wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how i’m feeling. got to make you understand. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! I know nothing about this… NOTHING! [/quote] god…she’s all mine.