# AMAZING Wedding Entrance! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 15, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245 "2010-01-15T15:37:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/41 "2010-01-16T10:28:03Z")
its not my falut people suck at weddings. IMO most people should elope cause they can’t do it right ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/42 "2010-01-16T10:31:57Z")
Someone got ditched at the alter… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/43 "2010-01-16T10:33:13Z")
no sir ever been married, been to plenty of weddings though. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/44 "2010-01-16T10:35:06Z")
The number one cause of divorce is marriage, I don’t like the odds. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/45 "2010-01-16T10:44:42Z")
I wonder if the divorce will be just as entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/46 "2010-01-16T10:58:21Z")
i saw this long ago, i would do something like this. ---
**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/47 "2010-01-17T00:16:38Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > Jesus won’t mind. yes unfortunately, he doesn’t discriminate against lowlife rednecks. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/48 "2010-01-17T03:20:38Z")
This thread fucking sucks. Not because it’s a repost, just because… I never saw it, I enjoyed it. Beer me. ---
**Author:** ![LittleFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9a140/32.png) [@LittleFoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LittleFoot)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/49 "2010-01-17T03:34:06Z")
Haha Nice. It made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/50 "2010-01-17T06:50:55Z")
> [@ieatpaint315](#): > > White people can’t dance. this. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/51 "2010-01-17T07:27:12Z")
good quotes in this thread… A plus. ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245/52 "2010-01-17T07:49:00Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Ok heres my take on the whole over the top wedding thing. Any couple that has more than 4 people on each side of their wedding parties, not counting flower girl or ring boy, is full of themselves. Regardless of how many bestest friends in the world you have you’re just wasting everyones time and you are being a fggt couple. Trust me no one will care if they aren’t asked cause I have been in weddings with 5+ people and its no more fun for us to be part of it, just do me a favor and buck up the extra cash to keep the bar open during dinner. > > also leave your pets out of it, no your dogs are not husband and wife and it not cool. instead the only animals allowed should be giraffes cause if you can pull off 2 giraffes in a church you are fucking sweet! maybe small monkeys riding the giraffes could be cool based on the irony of it all. > > Last summer I was at a wedding with 10 people on each side of the alter. Yes 20 people in total. So many that not everyone could stand through the whole ceremony without crowding the priest. > > acceptable forms of creative expression would be: > > a nice rehearsed first dance only involving the bride and groom, no shitty re-enactments of thriller, dirty dancing or the mating dance from “cant buy me love” > > a non tradtional wedding menu such as good ass ribs or corn dogs, use your imagination cause frankly serviing steak or chicken from warming trays is not at all delicious > > an appearence by a celebrity would be a fun touch like jack bauer running in saying something sweet like “If you don’t pound your new wife tonight, thousands of americans are going to die!” > > A side note to all you women out there who may be the maid of honor someday… I was just at a wedding where at the reception and the maid of honor didn’t say a goddamn word, and you know juat?! It was fucking refreshing. I don’t know where this bullshit started where you feel like you have anything witty to say but please feel free to not talk unless you plan on announcing something people want to hear like, you blew the bride’s father one a dare in high school or that you are about to go bake cookies for everyone. This is where the DJ can lend a hand by cutting off the mic when she gets her hands on it. A little long winded, but otherwise perfectly said. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-wedding-entrance/78245.md?page=2)