# Amazingly Simple Home Remedies **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 16, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566 "2008-05-16T14:30:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/1 "2008-05-16T14:30:07Z")
1. If You’re Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself. 2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop. 3. Avoid Arguments About The Toilet Seat - Use The Sink. 4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer. 5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button. 6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You’ll Be Afraid To Cough. 7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn’t Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn’t Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape. 8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them. 9. If You Can’t Fix It With A Hammer, You’ve Got An Electrical Problem. Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/2 "2008-05-16T14:48:36Z")
1. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You’ll Be Afraid To Cough. I lol’d at that one. The rest, meh. ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/3 "2008-05-16T17:11:36Z")
1. Avoid Arguments About The Toilet Seat - Use The Sink. or shower, right geoff? :snky: ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/4 "2008-05-16T17:57:27Z")
:lol: decent ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/5 "2008-05-16T20:56:51Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/6 "2008-05-16T21:02:56Z")
LOL’d hard at #9 ---
**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/7 "2008-05-16T22:11:24Z")
HA HA 7 and 5 so funny… ---
**Author:** ![95VDUB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95vdub/32/5090_2.png) [@95VDUB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95VDUB)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/8 "2008-05-16T22:14:46Z")
LOL #4 remember to use a timer ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/9 "2008-05-16T23:20:38Z")
haha daily thought ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/10 "2008-05-16T23:26:37Z")
:bigblap: I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/48566/11 "2008-05-17T04:21:54Z")
nice :tup: