# America FTW! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 20, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051 "2006-10-20T06:21:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/1 "2006-10-20T06:21:35Z")
I just witnessed someone in the kitchen buttering a pop-tart. Thought you guys should know. ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/2 "2006-10-20T06:23:26Z")
i usually dip my frosted pop-tarts in cake frosting, the extra sugar rush in the morning helps to get me going. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/3 "2006-10-20T06:23:54Z")
i’ve seen people butter them before. damnit… i kinda want a pop tart now ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/4 "2006-10-20T06:25:46Z")
Buttering a Pop-Tart? Wow… ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/5 "2006-10-20T06:25:59Z")
don’t get me wrong I love my butter, but thats fucking wrong ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/6 "2006-10-20T06:37:12Z")
I love unhealthy food, but that’s just disgusting. 🤣 Now all I can think of is one of the greatest moments in TV history, courtesy of the Simpsons of course: > [@Homer](#): > > Butter up that bacon boy. > [@Bart](#): > > Yes sir. > [@Homer](#): > > And bacon up that sausage! ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/7 "2006-10-20T06:42:46Z")
Have to put something on the non-frosted side… ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/8 "2006-10-20T06:48:41Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > I love unhealthy food, but that’s just disgusting. > > 🤣 Now all I can think of is one of the greatest moments in TV history, courtesy of the Simpsons of course: :lol: in the library at BSC, they have a peta display showing how our food is treated before it dies… i’m thinking it would be wrong to leave buy one get one whopper cupons on the table. mmm pop tarts. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/9 "2006-10-20T06:51:27Z")
lol. i should have put this in your pop-tart thread. But i didn’t remember it until now. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/10 "2006-10-20T06:52:25Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > I love unhealthy food, but that’s just disgusting. > > 🤣 Now all I can think of is one of the greatest moments in TV history, courtesy of the Simpsons of course: That makes me think of the time Homer was upset about being fat and Marge said something along the lines of: “You are the one who puts butter in your coffee.” which reminds of another classic “But Homer, you like Shake-n-Bake. You used to put it in your coffee.” ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/11 "2006-10-20T09:02:55Z")
if you look at the back of the box of poptarts you will never want to eat them again unless you are trying to get fat ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/12 "2006-10-20T09:14:39Z")
[fuck yeah!](http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/america_fuck_yeah.php) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/13 "2006-10-20T09:17:47Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I just witnessed someone in the kitchen buttering a pop-tart. > > Thought you guys should know. Butter \> \* ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/14 "2006-10-20T09:20:14Z")
> [@GSTairs](#): > > if you look at the back of the box of poptarts you will never want to eat them again unless you are trying to get fat People who eat pop tarts cannot read. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/15 "2006-10-20T09:20:39Z")
I just ate Blueberry Pancakes. America FUCK YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/16 "2006-10-20T09:25:30Z")
there needs to be POP TARTS…FUCK YEAH… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/17 "2006-10-20T09:49:23Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > People who eat pop tarts cannot read. Hi, I can’t read. ☹ 3 SECOND OMFG WHY ARE YOU STILL COLD #@@#$^&#%&#%_&%_@%\*^ HATE We so need butter flavored pop-tarts. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/18 "2006-10-20T10:03:44Z")
who? i always butter my pop-tarts. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/19 "2006-10-20T10:06:31Z")
land o lakes \> \* i love my patially hydroginated oils and fats ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/america-ftw/19051/20 "2006-10-20T10:32:06Z")
you guys ever see this article on the Hungry Man Breakfast [http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/](http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/) ![http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif](http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif)