# Americanized!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 2, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117 "2004-08-02T19:43:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/1 "2004-08-02T19:43:05Z")

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Two Arab families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet – in a year’s time, whichever family has become more Americanized will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, “My son’s  
playing baseball, I had McDonald’s for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?”

The second guy says, “Fuk you, towel-head!” 🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/2 "2004-08-02T19:45:01Z")

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Lmao

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**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/3 "2004-08-02T19:45:39Z")

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HAHA

not what I expected 🙂

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/4 "2004-08-02T20:37:16Z")

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🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/5 "2004-08-03T02:18:57Z")

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I laughed out loud while at my desk this morning…good one

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/americanized/168117/6 "2004-08-03T06:03:36Z")

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tru… ahha