# An ode to gary burch **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [March 3, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387 "2008-03-03T20:57:57Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/1 "2008-03-03T20:57:57Z")
[http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29204039](http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29204039) ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/2 "2008-03-03T21:06:48Z")
PWNED ---
### Author: ![Devioustsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/devioustsi/32/7406_2.png) [@Devioustsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devioustsi) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/3 "2008-03-03T21:14:08Z")
Thanks alot asshole I just woke up Rachel laughing and crying because I lol so hard. ---
### Author: ![Devioustsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/devioustsi/32/7406_2.png) [@Devioustsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devioustsi) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/4 "2008-03-03T21:15:52Z")
I would never hit anyone in the ballz. ---
### Author: ![aberfitch82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aberfitch82/32/5041_2.png) [@aberfitch82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aberfitch82) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/5 "2008-03-03T21:29:05Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > PWNED lol no doubt ---
### Author: ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/6 "2008-03-03T21:30:45Z")
đź‘Ź ---
### Author: ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/7 "2008-03-03T22:03:58Z")
well played ---
### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/8 "2008-03-03T22:48:54Z")
> [@Devioustsi](#): > > Thanks alot asshole I just woke up Rachel laughing and crying because I lol so hard. who loves you baby!:wiggle: this will never get old ---
### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/9 "2008-03-03T22:53:38Z")
i dont get the joke… but the pain from the video is enough to make me cringe ---
### Author: ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/10 "2008-03-03T23:07:20Z")
HAHAHAHA ---
### Author: ![Devioustsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/devioustsi/32/7406_2.png) [@Devioustsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devioustsi) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/11 "2008-03-03T23:37:12Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > i dont get the joke… but the pain from the video is enough to make me cringe There was a rumor at hybrid that I would hit people in the dick… ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/12 "2008-03-03T23:39:08Z")
> [@Devioustsi](#): > > There was a rumor at hybrid that I would hit people in the dick… Rumor?..riiight ---
### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/13 "2008-03-04T05:44:30Z")
Gary is a master of physics for ex. Using a droplight as a pendulum to hit you in the nuts, he always had the proper angle, vector and distance calculated in his mind before letting the light go. Wind resistance, co-efficients of friction etc when throwing a box across the room (think 50 ft or so) and hitting Jrex in the nuts with laser guided precision with the corner of said box with just enough force to drop him like a greasy turd. ---
### Author: ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/14 "2008-03-04T06:04:30Z")
> [@Devioustsi](#): > > There was a rumor at hybrid that I would hit people in the dick… with your mouth. ---
### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/15 "2008-03-04T07:05:46Z")
buahahahahhahahah ---
### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/16 "2008-03-04T10:22:40Z")
lol… nice ---
### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/17 "2008-03-04T10:25:57Z")
i dunno…doesn’t look like he got hit in the nuts, maybe in the leg or something…because that kinda force hitting anybody in the nuts would leave them on the ground immediately feeling sick to their stomach… the fact that he was able to walk away, and then hop around…leaves me skeptical… ---
### Author: ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/18 "2008-03-04T12:06:25Z")
when you get hit in the nuts you really dont feel it till 5 -10 sec later believe me i kno… its a maby ---
### Author: ![Devioustsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/devioustsi/32/7406_2.png) [@Devioustsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devioustsi) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/19 "2008-03-04T12:21:15Z")
I concur… I have only seen nut shots on camera but there is a 10-15 second delay to the stomach and brain. Then the legs start sweating and shaking. All in all good times. ---
### Author: ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore) #### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387/20 "2008-03-04T14:41:02Z")
> [@Devioustsi](#): > > I would never hit anyone in the ballz. New signature right there!:jam: In my imagination, I have been pwnzored in the nuts so many times by Gary that I cant count them all. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-ode-to-gary-burch/44387.md?page=2)