# Anal Sex

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 19, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486 "2009-11-19T10:26:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/101 "2009-11-19T17:16:47Z")

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> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> HOLY FUCK PJB WAS RIGHT
> 
> [SODOMY Definition & Usage Examples | Dictionary.com](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy)
> 
> brb going to kill myself

HAHAHA awesome.

This thread is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/102 "2009-11-19T17:53:57Z")

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I have done it atleast a dozen times…if not more. It usually happens when were both hammered

Not once have I ever came out dirty. Until that day, I will keep doing it. Its not really too amusing for the girl…and if it is, you have a slut on your hand and she’s putting on a act.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/103 "2009-11-19T18:00:50Z")

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> [@FS: Brand New Wii](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-wii/26112/5):
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> I have done it atleast a dozen times…if not more. It usually happens when were both hammered
> 
> Not once have I ever came out dirty. Until that day, I will keep doing it. Its not really too amusing for the girl…and if it is, you have a slut on your hand and she’s putting on a act.

Not all girls like it, some will put on an “act” for you to keep you feeling pumped and get you off…

but mroe girls than youd think have very intense orgasms from it…

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/104 "2009-11-19T18:03:00Z")

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> [@Econo car rant.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/econo-car-rant/26078/6):
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> Not all girls like it, some will put on an “act” for you to keep you feeling pumped and get you off…
> 
> but mroe girls than youd think have very intense orgasms from it…

all I have ever seen from it is pain and discomfort.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/105 "2009-11-19T18:03:50Z")

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> [@Dish / DirecTV + Sabres](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dish-directv-sabres/26058/37):
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> all I have ever seen from it is pain and discomfort.

So your account accounts for all wimmenz?

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/106 "2009-11-19T18:08:37Z")

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> [@FS: Brand New Wii](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-wii/26112/5):
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> **I have done it atleast a dozen times…if not more. It usually happens when were both hammered**
> 
>  
> 
> **Not once have I ever came out dirty.** Until that day, I will keep doing it. Its not really too amusing for the girl…and if it is, you have a slut on your hand and she’s putting on a act.

haha thats how I first did it with my ex and a big +1, If your not retarded it doesn’t have to be gross.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/107 "2009-11-19T18:12:36Z")

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> [@help save my jeep ( frame's rotting away)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-save-my-jeep-frames-rotting-away/25057/11):
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> haha thats how I first did it with my ex and a big +1, If your not retarded it doesn’t have to be gross.

First time it happend we were drunk as fuck

happend a few more times after that

She loves it if were stoned, or if shes extremely horny…

and we always seem to do it when shes dressed up on halloween :wierd

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/108 "2009-11-19T18:16:46Z")

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> [@NYSpeed @ Winged Warrior Performance Challenge - May 11th, 12th 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-winged-warrior-performance-challenge-may-11th-12th-2007/22533/199):
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> First time it happend we were drunk as fuck
> 
> happend a few more times after that
> 
> She loves it if were stoned, or if shes extremely horny…
> 
> and we always seem to do it when shes dressed up on halloween :wierd

haha last Halloween didnt go so good for me… my ex gf was being a total bitch and tried to beat up Lksi :lol

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/109 "2009-11-19T18:17:06Z")

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![http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sCh_christian.gif](http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sCh_christian.gif)

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**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/110 "2009-11-19T18:40:15Z")

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ilya?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/111 "2009-11-19T18:42:14Z")

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![http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sAng_irked.gif](http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sAng_irked.gif)

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/112 "2009-11-19T20:12:40Z")

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> [@How much would your car cost NOW?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-your-car-cost-now/26013/24):
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> - it tastes like a penny!

HAHAHA spoiled milk and pennies, right?

good reference man!:thumbup

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/113 "2009-11-19T20:14:54Z")

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the original was salty milk and coins, and it was about pussy, not butthole.

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**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/114 "2009-11-19T21:33:40Z")

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> [@Carol Burnett not amused by 'Family Guy'](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carol-burnett-not-amused-by-family-guy/26101/7):
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> Ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

Results are in… It’s OFFICIAL- PJB is now DING DING DING DING… GANGSTA!

:rofl this thread is priceless

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/115 "2009-11-19T22:09:33Z")

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> [@FS: b series vtec crower stage 2 camshafts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-b-series-vtec-crower-stage-2-camshafts/24708/25):
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> so basically what you’re saying is that you want me to come over your house this weekend, nail one of your girlfrans, and then leave?
> 
> :rofl

are they fat and nasty , or hot and horny? i want in on this if its the later option

> [@wtb tow dolly](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-tow-dolly/26010/11):
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> So your dick is never gonna touch any pussy? Thats pretty damn close to an ass.:haha

LOL

> [@Cell phone ticket in Kenmore.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-ticket-in-kenmore/26105/11):
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> Well I didnt mean it that way but I suppose thats a possibility.

:wierd

> [@Carol Burnett not amused by 'Family Guy'](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carol-burnett-not-amused-by-family-guy/26101/7):
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> well Ive done it before, so its not like I never have.  
> Ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl U WANNA MAKE A RAP SONG NOW !!

> [@3.17 Saturday - St. Patty's Day :wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-17-saturday-st-pattys-day-wahoo/25881/82):
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> I had sex once. It was ok. Im not sure if ill ever do it again.

:rofl perfect pjb quote

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q)

thats for u guys ^ DONT GAMBLE ON YOUR BUTTSEX !

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/116 "2009-11-19T22:58:10Z")

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> [@didnt someone on here just claim to buy this?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/didnt-someone-on-here-just-claim-to-buy-this/26108/15):
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> Maybe I am but atleast my dick isnt going anywhere anybody’s ass and nobody else’s dick is going anywhere near my ass

Given your mentality and thought process, I don’t think your dick is going near anything. Except small to medium sized animals.

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/117 "2009-11-19T23:01:10Z")

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> [@Dish / DirecTV + Sabres](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dish-directv-sabres/26058/37):
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> all I have ever seen from it is pain and discomfort.

you’re doing it wrong.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/118 "2009-11-20T05:45:54Z")

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personally, i think its fine. well, up to a point ofcorse. its good up untill this happens

![http://www.partyhireperth.com/chocolate_strawberry.jpg](http://www.partyhireperth.com/chocolate_strawberry.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/119 "2009-11-20T06:02:17Z")

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> [@FS: b series vtec crower stage 2 camshafts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-b-series-vtec-crower-stage-2-camshafts/24708/25):
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> so basically what you’re saying is that you want me to come over your house this weekend, nail one of your girlfrans, and then leave?
> 
> :rofl

Red Dragons.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486/120 "2009-11-20T06:30:53Z")

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> [@Did anyone else drive my car before i bought it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/did-anyone-else-drive-my-car-before-i-bought-it/26098/35):
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> Given your mentality and thought process, I don’t think your dick is going near anything. Except small to medium sized animals.

HAHAHAHA +rep

edit: as soon as I spread more around…

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