# And then the fight started... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 17, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234 "2008-11-17T08:38:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/1 "2008-11-17T08:38:55Z")
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ================================================== ===================== My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a scale. And then the fight started… ================================================== =================== When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station… And then the fight started… ================================================== =================== After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’ And then the fight started… ================================================== ============= My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’ ‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ And then the fight started… ================================================== ========== I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’ So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’ ## And then the fight started… I was browsing a local car forum, “shift518”, and came across a thread about the LSx motor. I replied promptly with my opinion. And then the fight started… ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/2 "2008-11-17T08:54:14Z")
:umm… :sleep ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/3 "2008-11-17T08:56:19Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/4 "2008-11-17T09:09:14Z")
:lol Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/5 "2008-11-17T09:48:35Z")
that last one got me goin :haha ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/6 "2008-11-17T09:55:21Z")
the last one is the best ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/7 "2008-11-17T10:00:35Z")
replied to a thread on [shift518.com](http://shift518.com) with “LSx” And then the fight started… ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/8 "2008-11-17T10:03:17Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > replied to a thread on [shift518.com](http://shift518.com) with “LSx” > > And then the fight started… QFT!!! ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/9 "2008-11-17T10:25:43Z")
very nice ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/10 "2008-11-17T11:02:48Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT > HAPPY!’ lost it right there :lol ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/11 "2008-11-17T11:26:46Z")
> [@smithsteg](#): > > very nice damn it sean you stole my avatar picture! ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/12 "2008-11-17T11:28:25Z")
> [@Allstar Graphics](#): > > damn it sean you stole my avatar picture! sorry i will change ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/13 "2008-11-17T13:42:35Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > replied to a thread on [shift518.com](http://shift518.com) with “LSx” > > And then the fight started… added. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-then-the-fight-started/240234/14 "2008-11-17T15:41:09Z")
91 teg made a build thread And then the fight started…