# anniversary ideas

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anniversary-ideas/28824>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anniversary-ideas/28824 "2007-05-05T14:53:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anniversary-ideas/28824/25 "2007-05-09T07:32:45Z")

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dude no chick wants a fucking animal at the zoo. this is the reason why:

**THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT**

the flight to somewhere different is a good idea. or the treewai.

i still think you need to immortalize your wang with a rubber phallus

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