# Another epic link - "I got married last weekend"

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 19, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430 "2008-11-19T12:12:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/1 "2008-11-19T12:12:17Z")

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[http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-g…d-pics-877461/](http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

x-post from roclife.

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/2 "2008-11-19T12:15:02Z")

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damn

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### Author: ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/3 "2008-11-19T12:19:33Z")

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OFMG:lol::lol::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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### Author: ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/4 "2008-11-19T12:21:55Z")

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words can not describe how horrible that is…

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/5 "2008-11-19T12:22:01Z")

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I’m almost scared to click onto page two. The internet is so merciless I’m already feeling bad for the guy for things I’m sure will be said in 11+ pages.

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/6 "2008-11-19T12:22:21Z")

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oh, it just keeps getting better.

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/7 "2008-11-19T12:22:59Z")

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yikes

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### Author: ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/8 "2008-11-19T12:25:01Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> I’m almost scared to click onto page two. The internet is so merciless I’m already feeling bad for the guy for things I’m sure will be said in 11+ pages.

X2

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/9 "2008-11-19T12:25:29Z")

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lol. Some of his posts are just begging for it - gotta be fake.

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### Author: ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/10 "2008-11-19T12:25:42Z")

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I would say that was Just Karter…but the dude is way to skinny.

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/11 "2008-11-19T12:27:52Z")

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lol

![http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif](http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)

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### Author: ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/12 "2008-11-19T12:28:13Z")

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yeah gotta be fake…

pics are real, but the guy just found them or something.

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/13 "2008-11-19T12:29:27Z")

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> [@CrumBum](#):
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> ell, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)  
> and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

lol

some people found myspace links for the girl and guy, but I doubt that the person who posted that is him.

lol@32 people viewing.

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### Author: ![fourseasonsandles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/90ced4/32.png) [@fourseasonsandles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fourseasonsandles)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/14 "2008-11-19T12:29:28Z")

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Good god this cant be real…

> Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies
> 
> My wifes favorite part of the night:

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/15 "2008-11-19T12:29:31Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> lol. Some of his posts are just begging for it - gotta be fake.

+1. No way the guy posting is for real. Obviously it was a real wedding but someone just found the photos and decided to go trolling on that forum.

This was one of the better quotes I’ve seen so far…

> I’ve listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I’ve ever seen for the absence of a God.

and this one

> Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.

And this one

> with a head like that bitch doesn’t have dreams she has movies

EDIT:  
I’m done. Kid got called out for a pic of him in his military suit with a screen name sign and used the lame “i don’t have a camera” excuse. Pretty dumb that it carried on for that many pages after that.

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### Author: ![chemicalbro13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chemicalbro13/32/5183_2.png) [@chemicalbro13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chemicalbro13)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/16 "2008-11-19T12:29:33Z")

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i puked alittle in my mouth

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/17 "2008-11-19T12:29:56Z")

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probably not the person posting them… but he does post more pics later on… regardless it’s real for one lucky couple.

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/18 "2008-11-19T12:29:56Z")

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![http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t329/asdf_blah/star_trek_married_couple.gif](http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t329/asdf_blah/star_trek_married_couple.gif)

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### Author: ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/19 "2008-11-19T12:30:41Z")

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I got to the 3rd page and had to close it I was laughing soo much

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/20 "2008-11-19T12:30:52Z")

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she is also a pregnant virgin

mmm…twinkie cake… :roflpicard:

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