# Another epic link - "I got married last weekend"
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 19, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430 "2008-11-19T12:12:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/21 "2008-11-19T12:33:01Z")
Hahha
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### Author:  [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/22 "2008-11-19T12:35:48Z")
> [@Joe](#):
>
> she is also a pregnant virgin
>
> mmm…twinkie cake… :roflpicard:
I was just about to post that
“How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.”
“Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.”
That’s where the troll FAILED
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/23 "2008-11-19T12:36:44Z")
well he could be playing the too naive to know she fucked someone else to get pregnant card
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### Author:  [@fourseasonsandles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fourseasonsandles)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/24 "2008-11-19T12:37:04Z")
Definitly fake.
Post 9
> [@crumbum](#):
>
> How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. **As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.**
Post 40
> [@crumbum](#):
>
> ell, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
> and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. **I had to be careful, as she was a virgin** and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
Edit… beat me to it
> [@Joe](#):
>
> she is also a pregnant virgin
>
> mmm…twinkie cake…
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### Author:  [@99Civic-EX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Civic-EX)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/25 "2008-11-19T12:37:13Z")
soooo funny :lol: they caught him in the lie, he just found the pics.
EDIT: he admitts its a lie on page 13
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/26 "2008-11-19T12:37:58Z")
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/27 "2008-11-19T12:38:39Z")
That is some decent trolling right there. Hahahaha.
Here is all of them, If anyone missed it.
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### Author:  [@streetglow116](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/streetglow116)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/28 "2008-11-19T12:40:00Z")
that is fake… he said she is nervous to have a baby cuz she doesnt wanna lose her figure!!! wtf
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### Author:  [@chemicalbro13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chemicalbro13)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/29 "2008-11-19T12:40:31Z")
did anyone check out their myspace pages…did u notice her “pop” has a tube comin out of his neck
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/30 "2008-11-19T12:44:11Z")
now I’m LOLing at the people in this thread who are still like “why this is fake, using my amazing internet detective skills I bypassed a page of posts proving this was fake and went out and did my own research, my conclusion is that if you factor in the angle of the sun and the color of the patch on his military uniform there is no way this could be real”
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/31 "2008-11-19T12:45:19Z")
why this is fake, using my amazing internet detective skills I bypassed a page of posts proving this was fake and went out and did my own research, my conclusion is that if you factor in the angle of the sun and the color of the patch on his military uniform there is no way this could be real.
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/32 "2008-11-19T12:52:00Z")
LOL ^
I’m telling you, the angle of the sun
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/33 "2008-11-19T12:59:52Z")
OMG…:lol:
i feel so bad for laughing
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/34 "2008-11-19T13:10:47Z")
There is no way there is a female in any of those pictures.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/35 "2008-11-19T13:12:14Z")
there’s no way this is real
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/36 "2008-11-19T13:12:33Z")
Meh, there are better brick shithouses, architecurally, but that is pretty bad ass. I want to marry a bush hog someday.
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/37 "2008-11-19T13:23:37Z")
she has a sweet grampa simpson forehead. i dig it. :tup:
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/38 "2008-11-19T15:37:16Z")
LMAO, some of the comments posted in that thread are hilarious
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/39 "2008-11-19T16:04:52Z")
He married John Madden?
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-epic-link-i-got-married-last-weekend/58430/40 "2008-11-19T17:12:45Z")
why?? :lol:
[http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/](http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)
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