# Another Newb **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 8, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887 "2009-10-08T07:55:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/21 "2009-10-08T09:14:42Z")
> [@Lifan Bikes??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lifan-bikes/41226/8): > > Welcome aboard, Hidalgogt. I see they love you one here just like me. Maybe I should go borrow my grandpaps lincoln, then maybe this old man car driving, fat chick fucking douchebag of an e thug wouldn’t have such an issue with me. This place sure knows how to bring the lolz Old Man Car? 🤣 Thats really the best you’ve got, isn’t it? My girlfriend weighs 105lbs. Here’s a pic. Maybe you can blow it up and paste it on the face of whatever you fuck so you don’t have to close your eyes and imagine every night… ---
**Author:** ![Shorty429](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Shorty429](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shorty429)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/22 "2009-10-08T09:24:12Z")
> [@FS: 1991 Audi 90 Quattro 5cyl. 20v](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1991-audi-90-quattro-5cyl-20v/40060/35): > > Old Man Car? 🤣 Thats really the best you’ve got, isn’t it? > > My girlfriend weighs 105lbs. Here’s a pic. Maybe you can blow it up and paste it on the face of whatever you fuck so you don’t have to close your eyes and imagine every night… speaking of blow and paste…i distinctly remember blowing a creamy paste all over her face about 2 months ago. That bitch sucks dick like a vacuum sucks dirt. She’s in 10th grade, right? ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/23 "2009-10-08T09:24:56Z")
9th ---
**Author:** ![spoolinsteve](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spoolinsteve/32/6026_2.png) [@spoolinsteve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spoolinsteve)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/24 "2009-10-08T09:26:54Z")
I see why you had to ditch the dsm and buy a vette :love: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/25 "2009-10-08T09:30:03Z")
> [@What Famous Leader are you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-famous-leader-are-you/41283/31): > > speaking of blow and paste…i distinctly remember blowing a creamy paste all over her face about 2 months ago. That bitch sucks dick like a vacuum sucks dirt. She’s in 10th grade, right? You’d let a 10th grader suck your dick? :ugh: > [@I proposed to my GF over the weekend slight\_smile slight\_smile slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-proposed-to-my-gf-over-the-weekend/41295/4): > > I see why you had to ditch the dsm and buy a vette :love: Oh do you now? ---
**Author:** ![Shorty429](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Shorty429](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shorty429)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/26 "2009-10-08T09:31:53Z")
> [@BlkP42E"](#): > > 9th oh yeh, that’s right. She’s no good anyway. Only sucking the top half of my dick and what not, damn does that piss me off. Oh well, she’s dropping by for a little while tonight, maybe i’ll beat it up in a real car. :naughty: > [@Anybody have their gallbladder removed?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-have-their-gallbladder-removed/41291/12): > > You’d let a 10th grader suck your dick? :ugh: Considering I’m 18 and most 10th graders are 17. I’d have to say yes :blue: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/27 "2009-10-08T09:54:26Z")
> [@ooohhhhhh I said I wasn't gooing to do this.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ooohhhhhh-i-said-i-wasnt-gooing-to-do-this/41298/6): > > oh yeh, that’s right. She’s no good anyway. Only sucking the top half of my dick and what not, damn does that piss me off. Oh well, she’s dropping by for a little while tonight, maybe i’ll beat it up in a real car. :naughty: > > Considering I’m 18 and most 10th graders are 17. I’d have to say yes :blue: You’re only 18? :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Do mommy and daddy even allow you to be on the internet? Have you even seen a vagina that wasnt on the internet? :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![2009\_SI-ONARA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/d6d6ee/32.png) [@2009\_SI-ONARA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2009_SI-ONARA)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/28 "2009-10-08T09:55:26Z")
> [@Call out Oneslowdsm- please respond to your pm's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/call-out-oneslowdsm-please-respond-to-your-pms/41296/3): > > You’re only 18? > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > > Do mommy and daddy even allow you to be on the internet? Have you even seen a vagina that wasnt on the internet? > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Why are you such a complete ass to everyone? He cant exactly control that he is currently 18 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/29 "2009-10-08T10:09:09Z")
> [@2009 SI-ONARA"](#): > > Why are you such a complete ass to everyone? He cant exactly control that he is currently 18 who the fuck asked you anything? I’m going to take my 789soft fortune and buy all the property around you and have it rezoned to section 8 housing. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/30 "2009-10-08T10:15:30Z")
YAY darkstar,grow the fuck up,its not 1997 fucktard.welcome 🍺 mikey ---
**Author:** ![Hidalgogt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@Hidalgogt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hidalgogt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/31 "2009-10-08T10:17:07Z")
> [@So let's say...you work it out! /thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-work-it-out-thread/41280/32): > > YAY darkstar,grow the fuck up,its not 1997 fucktard.welcome 🍺 mikey Thanks other then darkdick it doesn’t seem that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/32 "2009-10-08T10:18:56Z")
> [@So let's say...you work it out! /thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-work-it-out-thread/41280/32): > > YAY darkstar,grow the fuck up,its not 1997 fucktard.welcome 🍺 mikey shut the fuck up, noob. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/33 "2009-10-08T10:21:27Z")
💤 wow is that all u got,i’ve been hearing that since 2000,now stfu ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/34 "2009-10-08T10:23:17Z")
> [@So let's say...you work it out! /thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-work-it-out-thread/41280/34): > > 💤 wow is that all u got,i’ve been hearing that since 2000,now stfu I’ve got a lot more than that. Come up to Kittanning and I’ll show you! :eek3: ---
**Author:** ![Shorty429](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Shorty429](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shorty429)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/35 "2009-10-08T10:25:44Z")
> [@Call out Oneslowdsm- please respond to your pm's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/call-out-oneslowdsm-please-respond-to-your-pms/41296/3): > > You’re only 18? :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Do mommy and daddy even allow you to be on the internet? Have you even seen a vagina that wasnt on the internet? :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Yes, i’m 18. Does it make you feel good to know that 1) I make more money that you do AND have a full ride to school 2) I’ve pulled more pussy in a week than you can in a year. 3)you’re a fat slob that probably makes 25k a year and still lives with your mommy and daddy ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/36 "2009-10-08T10:29:18Z")
> [@I proposed to my GF over the weekend slight\_smile slight\_smile slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-proposed-to-my-gf-over-the-weekend/41295/10): > > I’ve got a lot more than that. Come up to Kittanning and I’ll show you! > > :eek3: Come down to MP where Lou & i live pussy boy! Yup,act all tuff little boy,u know where he lives & where i live,u more then welcome to come down with darkstar,someone needs to get him home ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887/37 "2009-10-08T10:30:08Z")
girls put out ALOT more now a days. > [@So let's say...you work it out! /thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-work-it-out-thread/41280/35): > > Come down to MP where Lou & i live pussy boy! you live together? fag. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-newb/203887.md?page=1)