# another one of those WTF news stories **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149 "2009-12-17T19:59:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/1 "2009-12-17T19:59:03Z")
> **[N.C. Woman Lay Dead in Bed for 8 Months Despite Daily Visits](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/12/16/nc-woman-lay-dead-in-bed-for-8-months-despite-daily-visits.html?mep)** > > The body of an elderly woman remained in her bed for up to eight months even though caretakers paid daily visits to the house and kept it tidy, authorities said Wednesday. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people? Wouldnt grandma start to smell just a little after that long? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/2 "2009-12-17T20:01:29Z")
I had a grandma once. She died. Prolly wont have another one. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/3 "2009-12-17T20:02:32Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/27009/61): > > I had a grandma once. She died. > > Prolly wont have another one. PJB made a thread. It sucked. He shouldent do it again. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/4 "2009-12-17T20:05:18Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/27009/61): > > I had a grandma once. She died. > > Prolly wont have another one. You can always go to a nursing home and pick one out and ask her to be your grandma. Watch out though, she might poop herself. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/5 "2009-12-17T20:24:17Z")
> [@Greetings fellows, much obliged to make your acquaintances.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/greetings-fellows-much-obliged-to-make-your-acquaintances/27356/16): > > You can always go to a nursing home and pick one out and ask her to be your grandma. Watch out though, she might poop herself. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/6 "2009-12-18T06:24:14Z")
I agree with Paul. How do you NOT smell that? GAWD. ---
**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/7 "2009-12-18T06:25:23Z")
there is more to the story that hasnt broken yet im sure. Most likely it will have something to do with someone taking her social security checks… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/8 "2009-12-18T06:26:31Z")
I bet the fuckers that worked on the house figured if they reported it and she got taken away they wont work there anymore and wouldnt make any more $$. People are dumb, I say they go to jail for not reporting it.