# another one of those WTF news stories

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**Created:** [December 17, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149 "2009-12-17T19:59:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those-wtf-news-stories/249149/5 "2009-12-17T20:24:17Z")

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> [@Greetings fellows, much obliged to make your acquaintances.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/greetings-fellows-much-obliged-to-make-your-acquaintances/27356/16):
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> You can always go to a nursing home and pick one out and ask her to be your grandma. Watch out though, she might poop herself.

:rofl

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