# another stupid joke

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 28, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899 "2005-10-28T05:56:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/1 "2005-10-28T05:56:17Z")

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> [@???](#):
>
> Sex Life
> 
> Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says  
> to the other, “How’s your sex life, buddy?”
> 
> The other guy answers, "Not too good. Every time me and the  
> missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It’s  
> very frustrating. "
> 
> The first guy says, “Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have  
> the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol  
> under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply  
> fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she  
> got all excited, and couldn’t get enough. I wish I’d done it  
> years ago!”
> 
> The other guy says, “Hmmmm… I think I’ll try that.”
> 
> The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy  
> says, “How did you get on with the starter pistol?”
> 
> The other guy says, “Don’t talk to me about starter pistols!  
> Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost  
> interest half way through, so I fired the bloody starter  
> pistol, just like you said.”
> 
> The first guy says, “So??? What happened?”
> 
> The other guy says, “She bit my weenie, pooped on my face, and  
> a naked man came out of the closet with his hands up!”
> 
> (dang gun shot scared me to death hiding in da closet

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/2 "2005-10-28T07:41:39Z")

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:hsugh:

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/3 "2005-10-28T07:52:13Z")

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that’s not even a joke… it’s a pooly told story

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### Author: ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/4 "2005-10-28T10:07:52Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
>
> that’s not even a joke… it’s a pooly told story

you must be having a bad day… what is a pooly? :booty:

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### Author: ![MONTE\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MONTE\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MONTE_SS)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/5 "2005-10-28T10:12:03Z")

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um ya ?

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### Author: ![grindpunk16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9f8e36/32.png) [@grindpunk16](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grindpunk16)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-stupid-joke/177899/6 "2005-10-28T10:47:52Z")

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ive heard that joke before its funny