# Anti Suburbs Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709 "2015-02-17T09:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/1 "2015-02-17T09:30:59Z")
Burbs suck. They house some of the most racist, ego driven, small minded, insecure, and superficial people I have met in my entire life. Furthermore I have now decided to judge everyone who chooses this lifestyle and will suddenly become so opinionated(pretty sure this is a burb trait but ill adapt) that I will find a need to challenge their life decisions and explain why mine are better. Anyone who does not see things exactly as I do needs to know that myself and people who agree with me are the only ones right in the world. Obvious trolling post and go. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/2 "2015-02-17T09:33:46Z")
Just stay out of our malls until you’re fully acclimated to burb life. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/3 "2015-02-17T09:35:15Z")
HAHA excellent first post What if they find the Walker Plaza someday? That might make national news. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/4 "2015-02-17T09:40:02Z")
… but but but… certain demographics live in the city and they are all that is wrong with the world. Or… so I was told. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/5 "2015-02-17T09:43:35Z")
![http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/42/73/2240234/7/920x920.jpg](http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/42/73/2240234/7/920x920.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/6 "2015-02-17T09:44:35Z")
lol its a prerequisite to be a racist scumbag to live in the burbs. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/7 "2015-02-17T09:47:07Z")
I agree, bunch of pricks. 4 years strong and I don’t know any of my neighbor’s names. I’m pretty confident when I move shortly (still in the Suburbs, as the city is a playground, not my livelihood) I can do so, without having met any of them. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/8 "2015-02-17T09:48:01Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > HAHA excellent first post > > What if they find the Walker Plaza someday? That might make national news. Tony Walker doesn’t take EBT. I’ll have the neighborhood block club start posting these just in case. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/9 "2015-02-17T09:49:52Z")
Can anyone get a copy of the “red areas” that Evans wouldn’t lend to? ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/10 "2015-02-17T09:52:15Z")
You can keep your city. Don’t let me catch you out driving fast on my country roads or we may just tire spike your city ass and lock you in a shed. Oh, and out here no one can hear you scream unlike the city where everyone can hear you and no one cares. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/11 "2015-02-17T09:53:24Z")
Drew, when you have your housewarming party… do I need a 7 iron or a 9 iron to hit the nearest crack house? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/12 "2015-02-17T09:57:32Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > Drew, when you have your housewarming party… do I need a 7 iron or a 9 iron to hit the nearest crack house? Rescue club. Because you know BPD isn’t going to help you. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/13 "2015-02-17T10:02:08Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Rescue club. Because you know BPD isn’t going to help you. I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 - - - Updated - - - > [@Joe](#): > > Rescue club. Because you know BPD isn’t going to help you. I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/14 "2015-02-17T10:13:21Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > Can anyone get a copy of the “red areas” that Evans wouldn’t lend to? ![http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln74pjueT41qa39gjo1_500.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/f/7fd06aa69d2c0fff74ea1c0f66b06997a93e7e42.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/15 "2015-02-17T10:17:38Z")
People from the Burbs are pieces of shit. ![http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kHmvkRoEowc/hqdefault.jpg](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kHmvkRoEowc/hqdefault.jpg) LEAVE TARGET And POTTERY BARN ALONEE… ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/16 "2015-02-17T10:20:35Z")
Rep’d BobbyG’s map ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/17 "2015-02-17T10:23:55Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 > > - > - > - Updated - - - > > I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/18 "2015-02-17T10:35:09Z")
I live in the suburbs and have a black family right across the street. So I’m really confused. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/19 "2015-02-17T10:58:20Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10 ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/20 "2015-02-17T11:09:24Z")
Did someone say golf? ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/ubr_dork/BADONKADONK.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/ubr_dork/BADONKADONK.jpg) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709.md?page=2)