# Anti Suburbs Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709 "2015-02-17T09:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/61 "2015-02-18T09:26:25Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > I could never live out in a rural area. Even Alden/Akron/Newstead is just not my cup of tea. I need fast internet access, I like having amenities, within pissing distance, I like the town services, etc. > > That being said I can definitely understand the attraction of living in a more secluded area. I just want to be able to piss off my front poarch without pissing off anyone. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/62 "2015-02-18T09:26:59Z")
I didn’t say I did… I don’t think :???: Buffalo will get FiOS eventually…when their Adelphia/TW contract is up…I think that’s only 95 more years right? I forgot @courgarspeed wrote this song (NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/63 "2015-02-18T09:28:17Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > I didn’t say I did… I don’t think :???: > > Buffalo will get FiOS eventually…when their Adelphia/TW contract is up…I think that’s only 95 more years right? It doesn’t work like that the way the city is setup if you wire part of the city for FiOS you have to wire the whole city and its losing deal. Also glad you enjoy life in the suburbs ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/64 "2015-02-18T09:30:06Z")
Right, but IIRC Verizon can’t touch the city even if they wanted to. I can totally seeing it work in the low rent parts of the city. “Can’t afford food, but I got the platinum package” ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/65 "2015-02-18T09:32:28Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > You mean you are in the burbs and dont think the only point of art is to talk about it like it ads no value to this world? > > ![http://www.boldcupofcoffee.com/uploads/2/6/0/2/26023817/929791_orig.jpg](http://www.boldcupofcoffee.com/uploads/2/6/0/2/26023817/929791_orig.jpg) :lol: My wife is a designer, so yeah. That reminds me I need to lock her out of the credit card somehow (and make it look like a mistake), she’s going to an art auction this weekend… Also, I fucking HATE applebees ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/66 "2015-02-18T09:33:46Z")
Im willing to bet that the previous owners of suburban homes don’t sell their houses and leave a piano for the future owner to take care of. Because people in the suburbs ARENT brown water city trash living in half million dollar 150 year old homes a stones throw away from the ghetto (in the ghettoooooooooooooo) but im sure you guys already knew this ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/67 "2015-02-18T09:36:25Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > Bitch please this thread is nothing but 4srs. > > Want to meet in the walker plaza for appletinis and $200 jeans later? Hey, ass-hole. As the self-proclaimed “Mr. Williamsville”, I prefer Manhattans at Creek View and $400 British Khaki’s at O’Connells (wishing they had a 14221 Location). - - - Updated - - - > [@Jam](#): > > Im willing to bet that the previous owners of suburban homes don’t sell their houses and leave a piano for the future owner to take care of. > > Because people in the suburbs ARENT brown water city trash living in half million dollar 150 year old homes a stones throw away from the ghetto (in the ghettoooooooooooooo) > > but im sure you guys already knew this I actually paid someone last month to move my grand piano into the basement and not reassemble it. Got an extra 100 sq ft in living space. [#williamsvilleproblems](http://www.nyspeed.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=williamsvilleproblems) ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/68 "2015-02-18T09:37:22Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > Im willing to bet that the previous owners of suburban homes don’t sell their houses and leave a piano for the future owner to take care of. > > Because people in the suburbs ARENT brown water city trash living in half million dollar 150 year old homes a stones throw away from the ghetto (in the ghettoooooooooooooo) > > but im sure you guys already knew this Funny story (well not really funny, just a story), when my parents bought their waterfront house in suburban long island, they had a dispute with the previous owner and he ended up leaving a shitty old piano in the house that my parents had to figure out a way to deal with. true story ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/69 "2015-02-18T09:39:49Z")
@**[Beck](http://www.nyspeed.com/member.php?u=5819)** Creek View? We trying to get in on some cougar action or what! @**[Jam](http://www.nyspeed.com/member.php?u=231)** is poking fun because these shit heads left a piano in my new house and acted like I should be happy about it. Naturally ima LS swap it. - - - Updated - - - > [@boardjnky4](#): > > Funny story (well not really funny, just a story), when my parents bought their waterfront house in suburban long island, they had a dispute with the previous owner and he ended up leaving a shitty old piano in the house that my parents had to figure out a way to deal with. > > true story THIS IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW! 🖕 See we all have common issues. That is the first step toward tolerance. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/70 "2015-02-18T09:40:46Z")
lol maybe if you just list on craigslist for free someone will remove it ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/71 "2015-02-18T09:43:28Z")
Maybe if you just bought a house in the suburbs stuff like this wouldn’t happen! ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/72 "2015-02-18T09:45:21Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > Maybe if you just bought a house in the suburbs stuff like this wouldn’t happen! No, They just leave you ugly orange hot tubs in the middle of your family room. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/73 "2015-02-18T09:45:43Z")
I cleared the sidewalk for my neighbor because he was shoveling and I have a snow blower. Now he thinks we’re friends and expects me to wave every time we cross paths. I’ve since resorted to the old cell phone trick. If I know he’s going to be around, I pretend I’m on a phone call and hold the phone so that it blocks my line of vision in his direction. [#burbprobs](http://www.nyspeed.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=burbprobs) ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/74 "2015-02-18T09:46:54Z")
I think its a prank. That crack dealers from the east side got a new piano and broke into my house to stash their old one. Plausible? Evidence…:noracist: ![http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/52/87/8c/leonardo-piano-bar-singalong.jpg](http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/52/87/8c/leonardo-piano-bar-singalong.jpg) - - - Updated - - - Also I found @Beck 's blog Man you can really host a party. ![http://mistermeredith.co.uk/wp-content/themes/basic/themify/img.php?src=http://mistermeredith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Knees-Up-at-a-wedding1.jpg&w=600&h=399&zc=1&a=t](http://mistermeredith.co.uk/wp-content/themes/basic/themify/img.php?src=http://mistermeredith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Knees-Up-at-a-wedding1.jpg&w=600&h=399&zc=1&a=t) ---
**Author:** ![FourEyed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foureyed/32/7216_2.png) [@FourEyed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FourEyed)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/75 "2015-02-18T09:52:08Z")
I just can’t keep up with the buffalo / williamsville elite… Damn I knew I should have moved farther out ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/76 "2015-02-18T09:57:54Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > I just want to be able to piss off my front poarch without pissing off anyone. What’s a poarch? Is that like a pahdio? - - - Updated - - - > [@BOBBYGRV](#): > > I cleared the sidewalk for my neighbor because he was shoveling and I have a snow blower. Now he thinks we’re friends and expects me to wave every time we cross paths. I’ve since resorted to the old cell phone trick. If I know he’s going to be around, I pretend I’m on a phone call and hold the phone so that it blocks my line of vision in his direction. [#burbprobs](http://www.nyspeed.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=burbprobs) See what I mean about waving. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/77 "2015-02-18T10:13:50Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > What’s a poarch? Is that like a pahdio? It’s simular, yet differt. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/78 "2015-02-18T10:17:24Z")
I love white people ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/79 "2015-02-18T10:56:44Z")
OK here it is, I can’t hold off any longer…😃 [https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk](https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk) And yes, country boys can drive Porsches and Audis. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/80 "2015-02-18T11:05:41Z")
I’m peanut butter and jealous of your Wal-Mart, suburbanites. I also wish I could sign up for [www.farmersonly.com](http://www.farmersonly.com) ![http://www.nyspeed.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34619&stc=1](http://www.nyspeed.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34619&stc=1) I should move away from reality. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709.md?page=5)