# Anti Suburbs Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709 "2015-02-17T09:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/101 "2015-02-18T19:47:15Z")
Last summer I was driving down Jefferson near william for work (really nice part of the city) I was approaching a green light when a gentleman stepped off of the curb and started crossing the street. These thing happen. I start at slow down when suddenly the guy just starts vomiting A LOT, I mean A LOT, like an incredible amount of foamy brown water. But he doesn’t miss a beat, just keeps walking, keeps throwing up. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. It seemed never ending poor guy probably had the stomach flu. - - - Updated - - - Another time I was cutting through behind tops on Jefferson and I drive past a dumpster and there was a grown man taking a giant runny dump while squatting against the wall. We made eye contact. I kept driving. - - - Updated - - - Oh! Another time I was walking out of a client on Jefferson near Utica and all of a sudden I hear a woman scream obscenities and tires squealing. a guy was walking across the parking lot, he screaming “oh shit! Bitch you crazy!” As she is flying towards him. She keeps trying to run him over with her Ford Expedition and he keeps running around and dodging the car and they’re bother screaming at each other, him for her to stop, her that he’s a low life cheating scumbag. This went on for a while actually. I just left. Maybe he died, maybe he didn’t. I’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/102 "2015-02-18T20:58:57Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > Last summer I was driving down Jefferson near william for work (really nice part of the city) I was approaching a green light when a gentleman stepped off of the curb and started crossing the street. These thing happen. I start at slow down when suddenly the guy just starts vomiting A LOT, I mean A LOT, like an incredible amount of foamy brown water. But he doesn’t miss a beat, just keeps walking, keeps throwing up. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. It seemed never ending > > poor guy probably had the stomach flu. > > - > - > - Updated - - - > > Another time I was cutting through behind tops on Jefferson and I drive past a dumpster and there was a grown man taking a giant runny dump while squatting against the wall. We made eye contact. I kept driving. > > - > - > - Updated - - - > > Oh! Another time I was walking out of a client on Jefferson near Utica and all of a sudden I hear a woman scream obscenities and tires squealing. a guy was walking across the parking lot, he screaming “oh shit! Bitch you crazy!” As she is flying towards him. She keeps trying to run him over with her Ford Expedition and he keeps running around and dodging the car and they’re bother screaming at each other, him for her to stop, her that he’s a low life cheating scumbag. This went on for a while actually. I just left. Maybe he died, maybe he didn’t. I’ll never know. So the moral of the story is , if you’re driving down Jefferson… Bring a folding chair and some beer. Also you’ll feel great about yourself. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/103 "2015-02-19T00:13:58Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > I don’t hate the city. It’s a great place to visit. With Buffalo it’s a lot like living next to a 3rd world country with a few nice tourist areas. I wouldn’t want to live in Zambia but if I could drive 15 minutes from my house with great schools and a yard and visit Victoria Falls that would be pretty sweet. I feel about the same about the Albright Knox, Shea’s and Harbor Center. > > EDIT: Sorry, forgot this was the anti-suburbs thread. > > I sure hate living somewhere nice and being able to visit 3rd world Buffalo for it’s couple of cool attractions. Better? Simply amazing! Haha - - - Updated - - - > [@FourEyed](#): > > Nice @Tbirdsc1, where in Alden are you? Beer / fire and hate party? I’m from suburbia but I’m down with the beer, fire and hate party! Can I join? ---
**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/104 "2015-02-19T03:17:52Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > Another time I was cutting through behind tops on Jefferson and I drive past a dumpster and there was a grown man taking a giant runny dump while squatting against the wall. We made eye contact. I kept driving. > . Oh yea, well one time I walked out of my apartment at 245am to go to work and there was a homeless man squatting against the wall right next to my door spray farting liquid shit all over the place. I said “what’s up” and kept walking. Another time at about 230am before leaving for work, I head a bunch of yelling coming from behind my apartment. I looked out my window and saw some dude with his pants around his ankles in the middle of the parking lot furiously pulling on his dick, yelling to his friends at the other end “see told you I don’t have whisky dick, I got it up, see” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/105 "2015-02-19T03:24:11Z")
> [@sasquatch](#): > > Oh yea, well one time I walked out of my apartment at 245am to go to work and there was a homeless man squatting against the wall right next to my door spray farting liquid shit all over the place. I said “what’s up” and kept walking. > > Another time at about 230am before leaving for work, I head a bunch of yelling coming from behind my apartment. I looked out my window and saw some dude with his pants around his ankles in the middle of the parking lot furiously pulling on his dick, yelling to his friends at the other end “see told you I don’t have whisky dick, I got it up, see” > > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You actually chose the only viable statement available in that situation. Anything else would’ve made that guy feel uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/106 "2015-02-19T04:00:04Z")
Yesterday I was doing work in the main place tower and had decided to stroll through the main place mall to avoid the cold,I was greeted by the security guard yelling at this urban youth to remove his hood. I also loved the signs that said no audible music allowed (boom boxes,ipods…etc) and my favorite was the no pants sagging signs they have…a picture of an ass with sagged pants and a circle and a slash through it. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/107 "2015-02-19T04:14:26Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > You actually chose the only viable statement available in that situation. Anything else would’ve made that guy feel uncomfortable. Yea the dude pooping looked like he was putting in work, didn’t want to throw him off. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/108 "2015-02-19T04:39:19Z")
I hate that my neighbor always snowblows my sidewalk. Honestly I don’t hate the suburbs or city, I just prefer to be left the fuck alone and have space to do activities. Whether that’s in the city or the burbs or the middle of fucking nowhere, I don’t give a shit. Old homes in the city are gorgeous. New homes in the burbs are nice, but nothing compared to the city. Ideally, I’d love an old Buffalo home sitting on a 7-8 acre lot. Soo, pretty much East Aurora…lol. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/109 "2015-02-19T04:56:52Z")
Indeed. I moved to the sticks mainly because I wanted space and not that I dislike people. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/110 "2015-02-19T06:49:42Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > Indeed. I moved to the sticks mainly because I wanted space and not that I dislike people. Bullshit, you hate people… ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/111 "2015-02-19T07:03:04Z")
I deff hate people. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/112 "2015-02-19T07:05:51Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > Indeed. I moved to the sticks mainly because I wanted space and not that I dislike people. buh lee dat ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/113 "2015-02-19T07:11:20Z")
Also burbs still really suck if you guys forgot. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/114 "2015-02-19T07:14:14Z")
This pretty much seems like @1QIKZ ![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Burbsposter.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Burbsposter.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/115 "2015-02-19T07:25:54Z")
A thermostat on a home furnace; is that supposed to go to 5,000 degrees, you think? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/116 "2015-02-19T07:36:12Z")
Is that movie good/funny? Never heard of it! ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/117 "2015-02-19T07:39:33Z")
I haven’t either, but it seems like it has potential! I thought I have it bad…I’m convinced my neighbor is growing pot on the 2nd floor of his garage… > An overstressed suburbanite and his paramilitaric neighbor struggle to prove their paranoid theory that the new family in town is a front for a cannibalistic cult. IMDb gives it a 6.8/10 This could have future potential too: ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/118 "2015-02-19T07:43:16Z")
I must be old because I remember that movie, lol. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/119 "2015-02-19T08:18:29Z")
> [@BOBBYGRV](#): > > I haven’t either, but it seems like it has potential! I thought I have it bad…I’m convinced my neighbor is growing pot on the 2nd floor of his garage… > > IMDb gives it a 6.8/10 > > This could have future potential too: I bet an ASTOUNDING number of homes both burb and city have pot growing in them. Even if just a wee bit for recreational use. ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709/120 "2015-02-19T08:23:47Z")
Watched that movie for my English class senior year, thought it was pretty good at the time. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anti-suburbs-thread/271709.md?page=7)