# Any Exterminators?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 8, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196 "2005-08-08T11:15:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196/1 "2005-08-08T11:15:49Z")

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Anyone on the board an exterminator? I have cash for someone to come over and rid my house of the fleas that my mom’s fucking cat brought home. My mom’s a dumb fucking hippie and she thinks vacuuming and herbal bullshit is going to get rid of them, but I want my house filled with poison ASAP!! My family is out of town on vacation until tomorrow night, so if someone can come in and de-flea the place with beautiful, beautiful poison before they get home, I’ll pay cash on the spot and make you any decals you want.

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196/2 "2005-08-08T11:17:52Z")

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sounds more like an attempted homicide to me

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### Author: ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196/3 "2005-08-08T11:20:15Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> sounds more like an attempted homicide to me

flea poison? it’ll air out before they get back.

but i might kill the cat.

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196/4 "2005-08-08T11:21:10Z")

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:squint:

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### Author: ![fattyvr6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@fattyvr6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fattyvr6)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-exterminators/176196/5 "2005-08-08T22:00:55Z")

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i like the plate of water with the flourescent light above it that your mom has set up in the basement…water and light bulbs \> \* when it comes to killing fleas and other household vermin… 🤣