# Any one weld a patch

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**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [May 9, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-weld-a-patch/252011 "2010-05-09T08:43:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-weld-a-patch/252011/18 "2010-05-09T18:56:47Z")

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> [@Finally introducing myself](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-introducing-myself/31758/12):
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> [2.](http://off-roading.urbanup.com/1911838) off roading [**3** up](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=off+roading#), [**7** down](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=off+roading#)
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> To take a shit down someone’s anus after sodomising them.
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> Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that “all my previous bitches loved off roading.”

🤣rofl

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