# Any other ridiculous stories at bars? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019 "2008-07-23T10:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/1 "2008-07-23T10:04:52Z")
So it was about 3:30 and people started to funnel out, The smoking section clears out first as it always does everyone gets their last couple of drinks in before going home and then leaves. Not thinking anything of it, a couple goes into the smoking section great to have a smoke or what ever. So I start cleaning up and walk by they are talking with her legs around him no biggy, its not like clothes are flying off. a few minutes later I walk by again… Her skirt was up over her head and her legs were up in the air as he’s dining on the only sushi available at the hour. So I clap and tell them to cut the shit. Great someone is getting their box licked in the back. Well, this guy leaves and this other guy starts talking to her… I think to myself what a classy lady if she lets him do the same. This time I walk back to unlock the back door and kind of evesdrop, after 5 hours of bouncing already you get bored and find ways to pass the time. So I listen in and I hear her telling this guy “That guy that just walked out, I think he is the one for me.” I wish I could bring her home to my parents. Any others stories at bars including acts like this? I’ve gotten a handjob on the dance floor before, but by no means have I ever just tossed some chicks legs up in the air and start eating her out… And NOT EVEN GO HOME WITH HER ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/2 "2008-07-23T10:18:08Z")
When I bounced on Chippewa, a lot of times staff and other people would go upstairs on the couches at the bar and do a chick. I walked up one time and some guy was butt naked on top of a girl. We all got a few pictures of it becuase she was nasty and he was hammered. Still really classy. Ive also had knifes, brass knuckles, and even a bottle thrown at me by some dude. The best are the dudes that are so drunk and try to fight you when you tell them to leave and fall on their face. I have dragged a few people out by their feet right through the bar and onto the street. Too many problems at the bar I worked at to keep up with it. Now just do private stuff for parties and events. Pays better and 1/2 the bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/3 "2008-07-23T10:19:45Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > When I bounced on Chippewa, a lot of times staff and other people would go upstairs on the couches at the bar and do a chick. I walked up one time and some guy was butt naked on top of a girl. > > Classy. That certainly doesn’t surprise me for chippewa. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/4 "2008-07-23T10:20:15Z")
:lol: idk if I can post because they involve NYSpeed members ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/5 "2008-07-23T10:21:15Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > :lol: idk if I can post because they involve NYSpeed members Leave names out of it lol… I know when I was a douchebag freshman, I woke up on the beach but naked with about 30 people around me watching me get a BJ lol ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/6 "2008-07-23T10:22:57Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD"](#): > > So I start cleaning up > > a few minutes later I walk by again… > dining on the only sushi available at the hour. > > cut the shit. > > getting their box licked in the back. > > what a classy lady. > > I wish I could bring her home to my parents. > > I’ve gotten a handjob on the dance floor before :tup::tup::tup: ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/7 "2008-07-23T10:33:21Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > When I bounced on Chippewa, a lot of times staff and other people would go upstairs on the couches at the bar and do a chick. I walked up one time and some guy was butt naked on top of a girl. We all got a few pictures of it becuase she was nasty and he was hammered. Still really classy. > > Ive also had knifes, brass knuckles, and even a bottle thrown at me by some dude. The best are the dudes that are so drunk and try to fight you when you tell them to leave and fall on their face. I have dragged a few people out by their feet right through the bar and onto the street. > > Too many problems at the bar I worked at to keep up with it. Now just do private stuff for parties and events. Pays better and 1/2 the bullshit. Where did you bounce? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/8 "2008-07-23T10:34:31Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > Where did you bounce? Club Vodka and then Bayou till the end of May. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/9 "2008-07-23T10:49:28Z")
I hope there aren’t any pictures of my naked ass floating around… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/10 "2008-07-23T10:55:14Z")
some chick blew me behind a car in the parking lot between the pink and brickbar once thats about all i got and this was years ago… back in my boozehound days. classy broad ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/11 "2008-07-23T10:57:02Z")
brendansi made some girls get naked and dance in Quote on a Friday night :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/12 "2008-07-23T10:57:31Z")
hmm…well i got finger aids at quad deuce, i believe that was documented on here, that place also had the infamous rape basement. 2 guys i know eiffel towered a chick at a foam party in the old Sphere…they even managed to finish before the bubble cycle went down. I was impressed. The craziest shit i’ve seen at clubs was in Cancun, but Mexico doesn’t have laws, only suggestions, so it doesn’t really count. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/13 "2008-07-23T10:57:32Z")
the bouncer at third base kept trying to unzip my pants last night. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/14 "2008-07-23T11:01:18Z")
wait did this happen at 3rd? if so I totally left before it got good. We were on the porch all night too. ☹ I wanted to quit while I was ahead on flips. 7 drinks for $6 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/15 "2008-07-23T11:02:14Z")
People out of College go to 3rd base? Whens flip night? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/16 "2008-07-23T11:02:56Z")
Yea it was like 330am lol, I was trying to avoid the porch my crazy ex was out there. what a pain she can be. > [@LZ](#): > > People out of College go to 3rd base? > > Whens flip night? Its tuesday nights… And there is a large local crowd, summer crowd that go to flip night. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/17 "2008-07-23T11:03:57Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > People out of College go to 3rd base? > > Whens flip night? College dudes or grown up dudes. Still a cock fest there. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/18 "2008-07-23T11:04:50Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > College dudes or grown up dudes. Still a cock fest there. Sure is, but when you know everyone there its like a party all the time lol and I get paid to be there lol. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/19 "2008-07-23T11:04:54Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > College dudes or grown up dudes. Still a cock fest there. Werd… I used to work at Skybar/Buckin Buffalo/Darcys I’ve seen some terrible shit there ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/20 "2008-07-23T11:08:42Z")
It wasn’t a bad time, I hadn’t been there since the summer before last. Some goofy looking dude on the porch kept buying the girl i was with drinks for “being beautiful”, despite the fact that she was with me and my 2 friends. I wanted to shake his hand. Between getting her goose and crans free and me calling all the flips right except 2, we got drunk for $8 :lol: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019.md?page=2)