# Any other ridiculous stories at bars? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019 "2008-07-23T10:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/21 "2008-07-23T11:10:36Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > It wasn’t a bad time, I hadn’t been there since the summer before last. > > Some goofy looking dude on the porch kept buying the girl i was with drinks for “being beautiful”, despite the fact that she was with me and my 2 friends. I wanted to shake his hand. ugh… there were a few girls there last night that were totally awesome. One girl had an amazing ass, I couldn’t help but stare the whole night. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/22 "2008-07-23T11:11:42Z")
This one wasnt even that great, probably an 8. redhead :tif: ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/23 "2008-07-23T11:12:43Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > This one wasnt even that great, probably an 8. redhead :tif: We should meet up for some shots again. Last time I saw you out I was annihilated. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/24 "2008-07-23T11:12:52Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > This one wasnt even that great, probably an 8. redhead :tif: hmm… she didn’t catch my eye so she might not have been an 8 😛 mr lowstandards ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/25 "2008-07-23T11:15:29Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > We should meet up for some shots again. Last time I saw you out I was annihilated. haha the skybar night? you werent the only one… > [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > hmm… she didn’t catch my eye so she might not have been an 8 😛 mr lowstandards ha, i wish my standards were lower. I’d have more fun. But if you were avoiding the porch all night, that sort of makes sense. > [@evolve"](#): > > The one you were talking to at alehouse during the palsy chick story? > > If that’s her, I dunno about a score of 8… her hotter younger sister :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/26 "2008-07-23T11:18:09Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > This one wasnt even that great, probably an 8. redhead :tif: The one you were talking to at alehouse during the palsy chick story? If that’s her, I dunno about a score of 8… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/27 "2008-07-23T11:19:22Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > The one you were talking to at alehouse during the palsy chick story? > > If that’s her, I dunno about a score of 8… Your friend has poor standards too talking to “Anal Queen” ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/28 "2008-07-23T11:25:22Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > party all the time ? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/29 "2008-07-23T11:32:35Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > Your friend has poor standards too talking to “Anal Queen” no lie. He is currently dating (I mean attached at the hip) to a girl known as “A DUB”, or “Anal Warrior”. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/30 "2008-07-23T11:35:52Z")
Ugh, just heard that one of the guys that we were there with decided to go back out wasted for a booty call after we drove him home…picked up a D dub from amherst PD. moran :picard: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/31 "2008-07-23T11:39:51Z")
Ick… thats terrible… Well best of luck to him. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/32 "2008-07-23T11:40:24Z")
poor choice. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/33 "2008-07-23T11:40:42Z")
APD gave me quite a scare coming out of 3rd base one night. I drive 100% sober now. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/34 "2008-07-23T11:47:20Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > coming out of 3rd base one night. poor choice. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/35 "2008-07-23T11:49:32Z")
:bigblap: ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/36 "2008-07-23T12:01:20Z")
ive had a bunch of close calls, im suprised ive never gotten one to be totally honest ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/37 "2008-07-23T12:03:42Z")
I had 3 people in my car, who all reeked of beer. Cop shined his maglight in my eyes for a good 30 seconds and asked me back to back questions, which I answered quickly and coherently. His partner then started asking me about my camera mount and we started talking about autocross. He never came back with the breathalizer like he promised. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/38 "2008-07-23T12:04:50Z")
yeah this wasnt even close, he was absolutely hammered. ill have to get the story when we bail him out of what the hell happened. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/39 "2008-07-23T12:05:17Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > Your friend has poor standards too talking to “Anal Queen” Thats not the Anal Queen that DarkStarr was making fun of that we all know from UB is it? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/40 "2008-07-23T12:06:59Z")
I almost got a dwi over there before. Failed a few sobriety tests, sat in the back of the cop car for around 20 minutes. Officer tells me to close my windows lock up the car and bring him back to the keys. When I handed him the keys he said, “You can pick these up at Mobil after 8am tomorrow when you are sober, now get the fuck out of here”. fightinmike was there, actually in the trunk of the car(SUV). [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019.md?page=3)