# Any other ridiculous stories at bars? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019 "2008-07-23T10:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/41 "2008-07-23T12:09:33Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Thats not the Anal Queen that DarkStarr was making fun of that we all know from UB is it? ghetto something is her aim… you banged her I just call her Anal queen for no reason lol ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/42 "2008-07-23T12:11:00Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ghetto something is her aim… you banged her I just call her Anal queen for no reason lol I thought that was Boxxa’s girlfriend lol ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/43 "2008-07-23T12:15:43Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ghetto something is her aim… you banged her I just call her Anal queen for no reason lol LOL OK so it is the same girl I am thinking about. > [@boardjnky4](#): > > I thought that was Boxxa’s girlfriend lol Lol fuck no. She was my drunk hookup in college. I have standards asshat. Lol ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/44 "2008-07-23T12:51:02Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > Cop shined his maglight in my eyes for a good 30 seconds “but I **CAN’T** open them any further!” ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/45 "2008-07-23T12:52:08Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Lol fuck no. She was my drunk hookup in college. I have standards asshat. Lol haha ok. we are talking about the short one with the big chest right? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/46 "2008-07-23T12:52:56Z")
Geoff i hate you. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/47 "2008-07-23T12:56:27Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > haha ok. we are talking about the short one with the big chest right? Ya she was athletic so she had a nice stomach but not girlfriend caliber. Just a “Im hammered and horny” type girl. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/48 "2008-07-23T12:58:16Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > “but I **CAN’T** open them any further!” **+5 KARMA** ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/49 "2008-07-23T13:07:17Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > “but I **CAN’T** open them any further!” :lol: i just got that ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/50 "2008-07-23T13:09:44Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Ya she was athletic so she had a nice stomach but not girlfriend caliber. Just a “Im hammered and horny” type girl. she did have a nice body, just a horse face ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/51 "2008-07-23T13:11:19Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > she did have a nice body, just a horse face god bless pillows and doggy style Pillows - Easier to use than a brown paper bag 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/52 "2008-07-23T13:22:20Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Thats not the Anal Queen that DarkStarr was making fun of that we all know from UB is it? lol which girl is this, i forgot :o my best story involves a mid 20s girl hanging out at the snooty fox. as we all know, everyone fronts like the have money there. so theres no reason for a girl to be drinking a 40 there. especially not at the bar. so my boy points her out, and then later the bouncer asks us. always down to see someone get ripped out of the bar, my friend tells the bouncer - crazy dude by the way - that shes got it. she sees him coming for her, and tries to divert by coming over to me and requesting songs. i couldn’t even listen to her (mainly because i don’t listen to anyone, but also because i’m watching the bouncer follow her right to me). The bouncer asks: “Wheres the colt 45” Her: “I have no idea what you’re talking about” …my friend reaches his hand into her handbag (hes fairly drunk so he yells when he talks at this point) - WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE??? The girl screams knowing shes fucked, and digs her nails right into the bouncers face. Bouncer lifts her up by her neck, and choke slams her right onto the floor. A preview of the matrix 12. Her friend runs over screaming “whatre you doing OMGz” blah blah blah. He grabs her by her neck and just rips her right out of the bar. That’s my best one…so funny. ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/53 "2008-07-23T13:22:49Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > I almost got a dwi over there before. Failed a few sobriety tests, sat in the back of the cop car for around 20 minutes. Officer tells me to close my windows lock up the car and bring him back to the keys. When I handed him the keys he said, “You can pick these up at Mobil after 8am tomorrow when you are sober, now get the fuck out of here”. > > fightinmike was there, actually in the trunk of the car(SUV). HA, I still tell that story. The cops flipped his shit when he say me laying down in the back. Probably thought I was about to get gang-raped with all those queers in the Jimmy. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/54 "2008-07-23T13:24:21Z")
do you 3 go way back or something? dstar/boxxa/ilc ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/55 "2008-07-23T13:34:02Z")
I know ILC from back in the day but I’ve never met boxxa, at least to my knowledge. I wouldn’t say we go way back though, just mutual friends with some people. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/56 "2008-07-23T13:34:26Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > do you 3 go way back or something? > dstar/boxxa/ilc ya we went drinking a few times on main. met dstar through ilc ive known ILC since I was a freshman in college 5 years ago ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/57 "2008-07-23T13:34:37Z")
Old school EA scammers :lol: ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/58 "2008-07-23T13:35:41Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > Old school EA scammers :lol: lol. that shit is mad annoying. that one EA bashing thread went way hard. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/59 "2008-07-23T13:35:55Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > ya we went drinking a few times on main. met dstar through ilc > > ive known ILC since I was a freshman in college 5 years ago I don’t think you met Dstar throught me… you might be thinking of someone else lol ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/60 "2008-07-23T13:37:03Z")
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