# Any places hiring???

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 21, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-places-hiring/263830 "2012-05-21T06:31:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-places-hiring/263830/41 "2012-05-22T06:42:37Z")

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> [@FS: blown 300ZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-blown-300zx/49639/60):
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> I’d love to see your resume…
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> Objective: low self esteem and unmotivated individual seeking $100k + job doing anything (except folding sheets)
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> Education: hvcc Troy ny 3.89 GPA doctrite degree in automotive repair
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> Work experience: linen delivery service from 1995-never actually going to leave
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> Skills: folding sheets, driving a truck, riding my bike
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> Hobbies: ADULT WORLD, hot wheels cars, going to the playground
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> References: turbotravis & lksi

:rofl

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