# Anybody know how to go about catching a very fast lizard?

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**Created:** [November 27, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738 "2006-11-27T13:47:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/21 "2006-11-27T14:36:31Z")

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lmao

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/22 "2006-11-27T14:36:45Z")

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Is your car insurance close to expiring? I believe this is Geico’s new form of Guerilla marketing.

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/23 "2006-11-27T14:45:59Z")

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:word: hahah  
but yea its an green/brown anole not a gecko

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**Author:** ![Nology](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nology/32/7485_2.png) [@Nology](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nology)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/24 "2006-11-27T14:46:01Z")

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> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> Is your car insurance close to expiring? I believe this is Geico’s new form of Guerilla marketing.

hahahahahaha

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/25 "2006-11-27T14:47:24Z")

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BAH… we almost had it. It was on the hurley hat… then we tried to catch it in a cup… it jumped down into a pile of clothes. IT was just there… so we tried scaring it… it didnt move. We thought it was dead from my roomate hitting the pile of clothes. We went to go grab it to put it outside… and the damn thing ran under the stove…UGH

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/26 "2006-11-27T14:50:00Z")

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Vacuum cleaner

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/27 "2006-11-27T14:57:18Z")

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Just leave it alone. It eats bugs. It will keep your spider/centipede count down.

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/28 "2006-11-27T14:59:25Z")

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your such a woman

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**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/29 "2006-11-27T15:11:58Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> Vacuum cleaner

:word: go to sears and get the biggest, most powerful shop vac u can find and go to town!

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/30 "2006-11-27T15:16:33Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Anole not a fucking gecko
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> ![http://www.rainwaterreptileranch.org/scr/images/anole.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/3/a334abe304886c48472b3ff4fea77716cf4a55ab.jpeg)
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> can also turn grey when they need to…
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> best is to force it up on the wall… and they are easy to catch

actually you are wrong too. the image you have posted is a green anole… in florida they have cuban anoles.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/31 "2006-11-27T15:22:33Z")

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> **[Dactyloidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anoles)**
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> 1–8, see text
> Dactyloidae are a family of lizards commonly known as anoles (.mw-parser-output .IPA-label-small{font-size:85%}.mw-parser-output .references .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .infobox .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .navbox .IPA-label-small{font-size:100%}US: /əˈnoʊ.liz/ ⓘ) and native to warmer parts of the Americas, ranging from southeastern United States to Paraguay. Instead of treating it as a family, some authorities prefer to treat it as a subfamily, Dactyloinae, of the ...

> [@wiki](#):
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> Anoles are small and common lizards that can be found throughout the southeastern United States, the Caribbean, and various other regions of the western world. A large majority of them sport a green coloration, including the only species native to North America, the aptly named Green anole,

but then there is

> The knight, green, bark, and Cuban brown anoles can all be found in the United States, primarily in Florida,

its kind of a toss up… I’ve seen them both in the tampa area

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/32 "2006-11-27T15:23:29Z")

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that is defently not what we have here, its brown, no double chin

you corrected it damnitt

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/33 "2006-11-27T15:49:51Z")

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the double chin is the male… it does that for mating … or a show of aggression… i forget

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/34 "2006-11-27T15:50:55Z")

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I know what to do!

Take a 5 gallon bucket.  
Put it in a central location in the apartment

Add

- 2 gallons of bleach
- 2 gallons of ammonia  
This is best done right before you go to sleep and you’ll never see that lizard again.

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**Author:** ![freebyrd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freebyrd/32/7489_2.png) [@freebyrd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freebyrd)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/35 "2006-11-27T15:54:14Z")

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LOL this is funny as hell.

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/36 "2006-11-27T16:10:12Z")

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Try a Rat pad, One of them sticky ones, Put some food on in the middle or some shit

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**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/37 "2006-11-27T16:19:00Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> Just leave it alone. It eats bugs. It will keep your spider/centipede count down.

:word: or when you catch it, send it to me, I need the help… 😛

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/38 "2006-11-27T16:22:15Z")

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let it be… it will die soon indoors.

it’s not going to bother you.

they are super cute to look at anyways.

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/39 "2006-11-27T16:42:44Z")

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> [@neurokinetik](#):
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> :word: or when you catch it, send it to me, I need the help… 😛

fucking WORD

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-know-how-to-go-about-catching-a-very-fast-lizard/20738/40 "2006-11-27T16:58:23Z")

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since going under the stove… i haven’t seen him.

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