# anybody want a job at the beach?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 17, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723 "2005-04-17T22:18:33Z")
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/1 "2005-04-17T22:18:33Z")

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im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so. :naughty:

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### Author: ![Viper8854](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Viper8854](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper8854)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/2 "2005-04-17T22:19:40Z")

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> im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so.

Where?

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/3 "2005-04-17T22:21:17Z")

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> **[Our Family Resort is located on Route 50 in Ocean City, Maryland.](http://www.fskmotel.com)**
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> One mile from the beach and boardwalk, across from great shopping at the Ocean City Tanger Outlets, The Francis Scott Key Family Resort offers a family friendly atmosphere for your vacation with tons of extra amenities. While convenient to beach...

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/4 "2005-04-17T23:01:41Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so. :naughty:

match my 9.50 pay and give me 2 hot bisexual women and its a deal

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### Author: ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/5 "2005-04-17T23:17:13Z")

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let me live there for free and u have a deal lol

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/6 "2005-04-17T23:26:02Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> match my 9.50 pay and give me 2 hot bisexual women and its a deal

no and I dont share. sorry. I can put you up in employee housing for $300/month. Thats all utilities and everything included, but you’ll be in a tiny ass house with 3 other people, most likely of Eastern European descent. But on the other hand, all the girls that come over immediately look for American fuck-buddy’s and being back there you’d pretty much have first dibs at whatever you want.

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### Author: ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/7 "2005-04-18T02:58:35Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> But on the other hand, all the girls that come over immediately look for American fuck-buddy’s and being back there you’d pretty much have first dibs at whatever you want.

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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### Author: ![customandsound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@customandsound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/customandsound)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/8 "2005-04-18T03:11:18Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so. :naughty:

1050.00+ a month …

- But on the other hand, all the girls that come over immediately look for American fuck-buddy’s and being back there you’d pretty much have first dibs at whatever you want.  
There ya go jeff!!!

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/9 "2005-04-18T05:10:05Z")

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and being a lifeguard is a pretty chill job as far as beach jobs go. :naughty:

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/10 "2005-04-18T05:12:17Z")

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you get to wear a fanny pack :kekegay:

so Mike… wheres the pics of the russians? :naughty:

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/11 "2005-04-18T08:28:33Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> you get to wear a fanny pack :kekegay:
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> so Mike… wheres the pics of the russians? :naughty:

yes, but its chromed out and has 20" spinners.

and the pics are on my hard drive…

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/12 "2005-04-18T08:37:22Z")

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match my salary and give me a relocatoin bonus and i’m game.

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/13 "2005-04-18T16:42:19Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> match my salary and give me a relocatoin bonus and i’m game.

sorry, It would look bad for me if I had my lifeguards beating up little kids and drinking Jack on the job.

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### Author: ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/14 "2005-04-18T16:49:45Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> sorry, It would look bad for me if I had my lifeguards beating up little kids and drinking Jack on the job.

well what if he would just make fun of people and smoke pot? could you mak an exception :dunno:

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/15 "2005-04-18T16:57:13Z")

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I would be very interested

99% your talking BS

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/16 "2005-04-18T22:33:37Z")

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> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> well what if he would just make fun of people and smoke pot? could you mak an exception :dunno:

🤣

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/17 "2005-04-18T22:34:17Z")

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> [@SHAG](#):
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> I would be very interested
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> 99% your talking BS

I’m 100% serious. I really didnt think that anyone would take me up on it, but the offer stands.

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/18 "2005-04-19T05:22:43Z")

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:hsugh:

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/19 "2005-04-19T05:36:40Z")

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Shag is just in it for the foreign sluts

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-a-job-at-the-beach/173723/20 "2005-04-19T05:38:58Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> :hsugh:

die in a whiskey-fueled fire.

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