# Anyone else sick of the tooner crap? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808 "2004-09-01T23:56:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Lazylaser](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lazylaser/32/6033_2.png) [@Lazylaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lazylaser)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/141 "2007-04-06T21:16:33Z")
When you see a Mustang GT or SRT-4 on the freeway, casually pass them and put on your hazards on, signifying your win. Immediately go home and post on your favorite internet car forum that you raped a Mustang on the freeway. Then masturbate to the thought of your 4-cylinder naturally aspirated monster destroying an eight cylinder with low HP per liter, realizing that at sexual release, only the feeling of going into VTEC is better than jizzing in your hand. Don’t forget to wipe it up with your sock! ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/142 "2007-04-06T21:19:12Z")
> [@Watkins Glen May 12-13 Videos](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watkins-glen-may-12-13-videos/29296/2): > > When you see a Mustang GT or SRT-4 on the freeway, casually pass them and put on your hazards on, signifying your win. Immediately go home and post on your favorite internet car forum that you raped a Mustang on the freeway. Then masturbate to the thought of your 4-cylinder naturally aspirated monster destroying an eight cylinder with low HP per liter, realizing that at sexual release, only the feeling of going into VTEC is better than jizzing in your hand. Don’t forget to wipe it up with your sock! true. 107 hp btw… 35mpg! ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/143 "2007-04-06T21:33:38Z")
I am not a fan of japanease imports. but if i had to buy a nice DD now it would be a Audi a4 1.8 turbo quatro 5 speed of course ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/144 "2007-04-06T21:40:41Z")
> [@first kill in the mazda](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-kill-in-the-mazda/29249/5): > > I am not a fan of japanease imports. but if i had to buy a nice DD now it would be a Audi a4 1.8 turbo quatro 5 speed of course :doh: ---
**Author:** ![fmfkid250](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fmfkid250/32/5973_2.png) [@fmfkid250](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fmfkid250)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/145 "2007-04-07T10:26:26Z")
I just threw together a turbo hatch ls motor lil turbo @10 psi it will go 11.7’s or better all day every day stop on the way to work and do it my total cost is $500 for car $300 for tranny $200 clutch flywheel turbo $400 ls motor $200 old turbo setup $600 (3 years ago) Is it possible to build a V8 car for around $2000 (total) to be that quick drive it everyday and still get 35mpg? ---
**Author:** ![BlueZ06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BlueZ06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueZ06)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/146 "2007-04-07T10:32:30Z")
> [@WTH: Full/Part Time Paint Lacky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-full-part-time-paint-lacky/29104/3): > > I just threw together a turbo hatch > ls motor lil turbo > > @10 psi it will go 11.7’s or better all day every day stop on the way to work and do it > > my total cost is $500 for car $300 for tranny $200 clutch flywheel turbo $400 ls motor $200 old turbo setup $600 (3 years ago) > > Is it possible to build a V8 car for around $2000 (total) to be that quick drive it everyday and still get 35mpg? that has nothing to do with the subject rice = something automotive related that is not appealing to the eye, except to those assholes whose pants ride around their ass, and wear a hat sideways, and cannot speak proper english ---
**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/147 "2007-04-07T10:32:40Z")
> [@WTH: Full/Part Time Paint Lacky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-full-part-time-paint-lacky/29104/3): > > I just threw together a turbo hatch > ls motor lil turbo > > @10 psi it will go 11.7’s or better all day every day stop on the way to work and do it > > my total cost is $500 for car $300 for tranny $200 clutch flywheel turbo $400 ls motor $200 old turbo setup $600 (3 years ago) > > Is it possible to build a V8 car for around $2000 (total) to be that quick drive it everyday and still get 35mpg? SO THERE biatches!!! ---
**Author:** ![BlueZ06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BlueZ06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueZ06)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/148 "2007-04-07T10:35:35Z")
now is it still proper to call an import a “rice burner” sure it is because technically the term rice burner did not mean unappealing modifications. It was just synanomous with japanese import 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fmfkid250](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fmfkid250/32/5973_2.png) [@fmfkid250](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fmfkid250)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/149 "2007-04-07T10:35:45Z")
> [@Another FS thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-fs-thread/28157/56): > > that has nothing to do with the subject > > rice = something automotive related that is not appealing to the eye, except to those assholes whose pants ride around their ass, and wear a hat sideways, and cannot speak proper english lol true thanks for clearing that up there where a few topics brought up in the thread ---
**Author:** ![BlueZ06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BlueZ06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueZ06)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/150 "2007-04-07T10:36:48Z")
> [@hi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi/29301/3): > > lol true thanks for clearing that up > > there where a few topics brought up in the thread sorry i did not read the whole thread, pittspeeders have a tendancy to stray off topic very easily. (oooh look shiney) I havent seen your cars in sometime, but last time i remembered they were not ricey, and looked tastefully done. now the day you slap on some 20s, and a big wing, with some ugly vinyl… then we’ll have to talk ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/151 "2007-04-07T10:48:48Z")
> [@WTH: Full/Part Time Paint Lacky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-full-part-time-paint-lacky/29104/3): > > I just threw together a turbo hatch > ls motor lil turbo > > @10 psi it will go 11.7’s or better all day every day stop on the way to work and do it > > my total cost is $500 for car $300 for tranny $200 clutch flywheel turbo $400 ls motor $200 old turbo setup $600 (3 years ago) > > Is it possible to build a V8 car for around $2000 (total) to be that quick drive it everyday and still get 35mpg? congrats…for the $$ I guess it is impressive…but to me a fast pile of shit that looks like an econobox isnt cool ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/152 "2007-04-07T10:49:54Z")
agreed ---
**Author:** ![fmfkid250](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fmfkid250/32/5973_2.png) [@fmfkid250](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fmfkid250)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/153 "2007-04-07T11:03:05Z")
> [@FS: Vintage Sabres Jersey L or XL New With Tags $70 HOME](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-vintage-sabres-jersey-l-or-xl-new-with-tags-70-home/28769/19): > > congrats…for the $$ I guess it is impressive…but to me a fast pile of shit that still performs like an econobox isnt cool fixed ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/154 "2007-04-07T14:41:53Z")
Poop… ---
**Author:** ![neonracer01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/155 "2007-04-08T04:55:05Z")
after seeing the rally x at the hole i could start to like tuners a hell of alot more. ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/156 "2007-04-08T19:53:48Z")
I prefer American Muscle over Imports. But can’t hate what’s fast - fast is fast, no matter what. You can make a turd fast with enough money. Whatever floats your boat. I like American cars, you like Asian Cars, he likes Euro cars. Different Strokes for Different folks. However - Rice is still rice. Your 17 sec Civic/Contour/Cavalier/Neon/Accord/Corolla with the big body kit and rims worth more than the entire car itself and fartcannon - still gay. ---
**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/157 "2007-04-08T20:19:56Z")
> [@Time for another weird post from me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/22): > > I prefer American Muscle over Imports. But can’t hate what’s fast - fast is fast, no matter what. You can make a turd fast with enough money. > > Whatever floats your boat. I like American cars, you like Asian Cars, he likes Euro cars. Different Strokes for Different folks. > > However - Rice is still rice. Your 17 sec Civic/Contour/Cavalier/Neon/Accord/Corolla with the big body kit and rims worth more than the entire car itself and fartcannon - still gay. [www.ricekiller.com](http://www.ricekiller.com) \<– join it if u have those views… and i couldn’t say it anybetter myself ---
**Author:** ![BlueZ06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BlueZ06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueZ06)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/158 "2007-04-08T20:45:20Z")
I can hate rice if its also fast ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/159 "2007-04-08T21:26:16Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5489): > > **BUT all I wanted to offer was this link…ENJOY** [http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=21](http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=21) I love this… ![http://howto.thetunafish.com/wp-content/street%20racer/spolerricer4.jpg](http://howto.thetunafish.com/wp-content/street%20racer/spolerricer4.jpg) and this… ![http://howto.thetunafish.com/wp-content/street%20racer/spoilerricer.jpg](http://howto.thetunafish.com/wp-content/street%20racer/spoilerricer.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-sick-of-the-tooner-crap/168808/160 "2007-04-09T01:34:42Z")
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