# Anyone ever experience a flying hawaiian?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 1, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237 "2007-10-01T03:19:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/1 "2007-10-01T03:19:42Z")
flying hawwaiian is when you puke and shit yourself at relatively the same time. this might sound stupid but, im just curious as to how many people this has happened to. i have a friend that did this a year or two ago. when she told me, i could not stop laughing.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/2 "2007-10-01T03:41:58Z")
lol my sister did that waaaay back when she was in HS :lol:
she had the flu… went to puke and the rest was history. My pops had to go to the store at 3:00am to grab as many bottles of bathroom cleaning supplies and lysol as he could lol
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/3 "2007-10-01T04:31:59Z")
Not exactly, but having the shits in mexico, plus being hammered, required some fast-switching on the terlet.
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### Author:  [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/4 "2007-10-01T05:13:32Z")
Never been on a flight with Howie, Sorry.
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### Author:  [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/5 "2007-10-01T05:17:40Z")
[quote=“Dr.Stevil,post:2,topic:36237"”]
lol my sister did that waaaay back when she was in HS :lol:
she had the flu… went to puke and the rest was history. My pops had to go to the store at 3:00am to grab as many bottles of bathroom cleaning supplies and lysol as he could lol
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i hope we never get to meet your sister, because when all start laughing at her shes not going to know why but we all will.
[quote=“Jagermeister,post:4,topic:36237"”]
Never been on a flight with Howie, Sorry.
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:lol: pwnt1
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/6 "2007-10-01T05:26:13Z")
As documented here. Shitting up a storm and puking out the window FTL
[quote=“newman,post:27,topic:24757"”]
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/7 "2007-10-01T05:31:04Z")
[quote=“Jagermeister,post:4,topic:36237"”]
Never been on a flight with Howie, Sorry.
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Negative points.
It was too easy a setup and you followed up with a sub-par attempt at comedy:nono:
This thread reminds me of the one episode of South Park where Stan’s dad has a nosebleed, is shitting and barfing all at the same time. haha.
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### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/8 "2007-10-01T05:44:54Z")
I’ll be honest.
Last year. I got violently ill. puked 6 times in about 6 hours. One of the times my ass ended up exploding while I was puking.
Not cool at all.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/9 "2007-10-01T06:00:05Z")
not me but my dad told me a story about him doing it once
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/10 "2007-10-01T06:09:45Z")
wasn’t there a VERY funny, well written storry about a guy encountering this situation while in a McDonalds?
i’ll have to find it.
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### Author:  [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/11 "2007-10-01T06:21:28Z")
its happened to me before.
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### Author:  [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/12 "2007-10-01T06:22:51Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:7,topic:36237"”]
Negative points.
It was too easy a setup and you followed up with a sub-par attempt at comedy:nono:
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And what do you counter with? Go ahead, take your time…
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/13 "2007-10-01T06:26:43Z")
That is not what a flying Hawaiian is.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/14 "2007-10-01T06:32:07Z")
[quote=“Jagermeister,post:12,topic:36237"”]
And what do you counter with? Go ahead, take your time…
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That’s the thing. I didn’t have anything that I knew was exemplary… so instead of posting something sub-par, I just left it alone. 🍺
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/15 "2007-10-01T07:46:45Z")
[quote=“JDMAllstars,post:5,topic:36237"”]
i hope we never get to meet your sister, because when all start laughing at her shes not going to know why but we all will.
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nah, she’s got a real good sense of humor… she’d tell ya herself lol
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/16 "2007-10-01T07:51:05Z")
does puking out your butt count? If so, PassMcGas is guilty as charged.
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/17 "2007-10-01T07:54:05Z")
bahahah
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/18 "2007-10-01T09:16:41Z")
Sounds more like flying New Zealand. That airline sucks. :tdown: Fucking shitty glider seats, Fiji -\> LA on New Zealand was the longest 12 hour of my life.
Wait, what’s this thread about?
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### Author:  [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/19 "2007-10-01T09:18:47Z")
Shit myself? No, but I have been on the toilet feeling absolutely horrible taking a shit and puked at the same time more than once. Never done it in my pants though.
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-experience-a-flying-hawaiian/36237/20 "2007-10-01T09:19:13Z")
At a snocross race last year… i was up all night shitting my brains out…and puking it the tub.
I continued to puke in my helmet during the race as well.
My friend puked between his legs while shitting before as well
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