# Anyone get a stomach bug the past few days? Possible TMI

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**Created:** [November 14, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-get-a-stomach-bug-the-past-few-days-possible-tmi/248370 "2009-11-14T23:14:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![KazztheMurse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kazzthemurse/32/3523_2.png) [@KazztheMurse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KazztheMurse)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-get-a-stomach-bug-the-past-few-days-possible-tmi/248370/19 "2009-11-16T18:53:36Z")

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> [@ughhhh (///\\/\\ inside..)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ughhhh-inside/25797/40):
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> So from 2pm today to just about now was the most awkward, painfull and tiring sickness ive ever been thru.
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> My girlfriend had it the night before, she woke me up at 3am crying and beat looking telling me she was the sickest shes ever been. Then a 2pm today I wasnt sure what this perssure in my stomach was… figured it was time for the afternoon poop…
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> Out of no where I started yacking prefusely, then imediatly starting pissing almost clear liquid out my ass… This went on back and forth constantly for 2 hours… By this time I was so god damned drained all I wanted to do was sleep, id get out the bathrrom for maybe all of 2 minsute before I had to rush back in.
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> I almost pissed my pants thru my ass a million times… NO way in hell I could have held it… Srsly I dident know it was possible for that much bodily fluids to come out your ass…
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> I finaly was able to pass in and out on the couch for maybe 20 minsutes at a time… I had to constatly drink water to keep my stomach from feeling like someone stabbing it at the same time almost instantly having it come back up on me…
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> I was finally able to get to sleep aroudn 10 o clock and only woke up once…
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> I feel a lot better now than I did a few hours ago but I still feel like im about to throw up at any mintue and am stillmaking frequent trips to piss out of my ass…
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> Im amazed i dident shit my pants while I was sleeping…

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