# anyone heard from EvilJay? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 26, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073 "2008-02-26T18:45:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/1 "2008-02-26T18:45:31Z")
…been trying to contact him. If you know him / see him in real life tell him to call or PM Dave Moffitt. Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/2 "2008-02-26T18:49:22Z")
sent him a text, he never answers his phone ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/3 "2008-02-26T19:00:37Z")
don’t have his # anymore (if you could PM it to me that’d be great). ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/4 "2008-02-26T19:05:11Z")
sent ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/5 "2008-02-26T20:14:56Z")
thanks guys, heard from him. this can be locked 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/6 "2008-02-26T20:57:32Z")
> [@dmoffitt](#): > > this can be locked 🙂 jaywonch! should be locked in a holding cell for life cuz he sucks. :fyi: ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/7 "2008-02-26T22:22:47Z")
> [@Haenszel](#): > > jaywonch! should be locked in a holding cell for life cuz he sucks. > > :fyi: For reference, see “How much do you love Jay Wonch” thread on DITB…LOL > [@VIDEO: Datsun 260Z plus goodies....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/video-datsun-260z-plus-goodies/8247/10): > > Fuck you Shrives… > > Don’t say another goddamn word. Up until now i’ve been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. > > From my black throne, I will last together a machine of bone and blood, and fueld by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. > > When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip from the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin… > > I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends West Seneca. > > Fuck you shrives. > > Down with the King. ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-heard-from-eviljay/44073/8 "2008-02-26T23:09:10Z")
that’s gotta be the most eloquent and awesome way to say “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever heard. +1 for mr wonch