# Anyone Know any Halfmoon judges!?!?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [September 24, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-any-halfmoon-judges/247052 "2009-09-24T20:24:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 49
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-any-halfmoon-judges/247052/49 "2009-09-25T06:28:30Z")
> [@Bears Fans ytmnd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bears-fans-ytmnd/23490/3): > > Is your driving record otherwise clean? > > If so, go to court dressed like a whore, but not too whorey. When he calls you to the bench, don’t say shit else other than **_NOT GUILTY_**. > > They will give you a court date, usually a couple months away…last summer halfmoon’s wait for a court date was 4-6 months. Over this time, save up about $300. Once your court date rolls around, bring the cash with you to it…dress like a whore again, but not too whorey. Now, best case scenario, your cop doesn’t show up and the ticket gets dropped.The first thing they will do, is offer you a plea bargain. If this is your first offense they might even give you a 0pts non-moving violation. They’ll at least drop it down to failure to yield to a traffic control device, 2 pts. Your fine, with surcharge, will probably be less than $200, and they’ll make you take defensive driving. > > Follow this and it’ll be a breeze. Now show boobs. Yes, my driving record is clean, the ticket I got 3 years ago was erased with the defensive driving class they made me take. For my first ticket (also for speeding) my cop didn’t show and I was still charged and got 2 pts. My fine was $150 and called it a day. I was never really sure if it mattered if the cop showed or not?? --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-any-halfmoon-judges/247052)._