# Anyone know Jesse Clark? He ripped me off.

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**Created:** [April 20, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-jesse-clark-he-ripped-me-off/243638 "2009-04-20T11:02:15Z")
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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-jesse-clark-he-ripped-me-off/243638/20 "2009-04-20T11:44:57Z")

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> [@u have just been owned by your buddy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-have-just-been-owned-by-your-buddy/17240/2):
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> Benjamin -
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> Folks - Please do not believe this lie. I stopped by Benjamin’s house to purchase select goods from him from a certain purple scrap pile. **I courteously introduced myself to Benjamin’s neighbors while he was several hours late for our meeting. By now it was dark and Ben had brought several short, white, Italian males with him wearing torn jeans and black leather jackets. Nervously, I left the money with Benjamin. Immediately, the short, white, Italian males began to bludgen me with baseball bats and other blunt, club-like objects.** I made a desperate dash for my truck but quickly nabbed the “trunk vent” off the parts car. I ran screaming while being chased by the guido hoard, lept through my truck’s window, slammed it into 4wd Low and ripped across Benjamin’s lawn to escape.
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> **I chose to let my ordeal pass and call it even seeing as this has been the easiest transaction I have had thus far with Benjamin.**
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> Cordially,  
> Jesse

Thats fuckin awesome! 🤣rofl:rofl

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