# Anyone know Jesse Clark? He ripped me off.

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**Created:** [April 20, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-jesse-clark-he-ripped-me-off/243638 "2009-04-20T11:02:15Z")
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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-jesse-clark-he-ripped-me-off/243638/40 "2009-04-21T05:40:42Z")

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> [@So i want a system - audio buffs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-want-a-system-audio-buffs/17249/17):
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> Benjamin - I warn you not to continue your **smear campaign** against my reputation, my honor, and my legacy on this earth. Your unprofessional behavior through this has been appalling and your **ghastly retelling of our recent encounter is pure fallacy**. The jackets were most certainly constructed of a dyed natural cowhide - NOT the “pleather” you refer to.
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> Be assured and forewarned that my **trebuchet is not a subject of laughter or childish hyperbole.** It is over **8 fathoms high** , constructed of thick, creeky timber, and is quintessential ‘Lord of the Rings’ up in this bitch. According to Google Maps, your new place of residence is a mere 5 miles from my **fortress as the crow flies.** I could walk it in **nary a fortnight.** BE ASSURED, once again, Benjamin, that I chunks of castle wall, rotting fruit, my **neighbors obnoxious dog** , and other unsavory items can easily rain down upon you with a mere snap of fingers.
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> **I trust that you will now be a gentleman about the situation and dissuade your short, white, Italian males and their ferrets against further exacerbation of the present situation**. I have tried to resolve this peacefully and privately but I will defend myself as necessary if I am further provoked. Beest thou a homo no longer.
> 
> With best intentions,  
> Jesse Q Clark, III. Esq.

For you noobs, I have bolded the win in this. I award you 9 points.

A lot of you could learn from this man.

Benny, you have lost this battle.

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