# Anyone need some skanks? **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [March 23, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152 "2008-03-23T05:15:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/1 "2008-03-23T05:15:40Z")
I lul’d at this one. [http://albany.craigslist.org/car/615620646.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/car/615620646.html) and in case the ad gets taken down, I will copy and paste ! CAR SHOWS/ sexy girls Reply to: [sale-615620646@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-615620646@craigslist.org) Date: 2008-03-23, 7:56AM EDT Are you doing a car show or truck show and want to bring some attention to you veichle.THE NEW YORK GIRLS will provide sexy good looking college girls to showcase your car or truck.I will provide the girls your provide the car or truck.In exchange we can pass out business cards at the show in front of your veichle.They can also take pictures of our girls next to your car. [WWW.THENEWYORKGIRLS.COM](http://WWW.THENEWYORKGIRLS.COM) OR CALL 518-210-4974 - This item has been posted by-owner. - Location: ANYWHERE - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ---
**Author:** ![Vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/2 "2008-03-23T05:18:57Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Damonspeeds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c68b51/32.png) [@Damonspeeds](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Damonspeeds)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/3 "2008-03-23T06:04:18Z")
we finally figured out how jay affords the fancy catch cans and the crazy fuel system… :ponder…your a pimp for these ladies. I suggest we move this into the for sale thread ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/4 "2008-03-23T06:46:40Z")
Lets get em for the central park event :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/5 "2008-03-23T07:33:28Z")
I need some sexy male models for my cars. :nod ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/6 "2008-03-23T08:21:08Z")
damn they do it all > [@thenewyorkgirls.com](#): > > - Bachelor Parties > - Retirement Parties > - Corporate or Private > - Concierge Service > - Limousine Transportation > - Limousine Pick-up with 1 or more of the NY Girls > - Hotel or Party Venue Coordination > - Sexy Personal Golfcart Driver or Caddy > - Sexy Hostess(es) or Greeters > - Bikini or Topless Bartenders > - Strip-O-Gram / Bikini-Gram > - Complete Event and Party Planning > - Invitations and E-mail Invitations ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/7 "2008-03-23T08:53:50Z")
> [@Vandal](#): > > I need some sexy male models for my cars. :nod i charge hourly :haha ---
**Author:** ![Vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/8 "2008-03-23T10:11:06Z")
Hour? Who are you kidding? I just need 5 mins. :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/9 "2008-03-23T13:40:13Z")
shiitttt… 5 minutes? maybe if afterwards I make lunch or something. more like 1m34s :lol :lol :lol ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/10 "2008-03-23T14:44:19Z")
O my gawd, I used to work with “Anastasia.” :lol :lol ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/11 "2008-03-24T17:42:34Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > O my gawd, I used to work with “Anastasia.” :lol :lol lol where at dude? she honestly looks kinda familiar… hmmm :ponder ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/12 "2008-03-24T19:49:38Z")
Quote from: [thenewyorkgirls.com](http://thenewyorkgirls.com) - Bachelor Parties - Retirement Parties - Corporate or Private - Concierge Service - Limousine Transportation - Limousine Pick-up with 1 or more of the NY Girls - Hotel or Party Venue Coordination - Sexy Personal Golfcart Driver or Caddy - Sexy Hostess(es) or Greeters - Bikini or Topless Bartenders - Strip-O-Gram / Bikini-Gram - Complete Event and Party Planning - Invitations and E-mail Invitations :crackup at retirement parties haha and topless golf cart driver ftw!! ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/13 "2008-03-24T20:06:41Z")
i’m going to pickup golf this year i think. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/14 "2008-03-24T20:10:02Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > i’m going to pickup golf this year i think. And after hole 1 she’ll be asking you to see _your 9 iron_ ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/15 "2008-03-24T20:10:51Z")
that wasn’t that funny, but then you :haha at your own joke made me laugh. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/16 "2008-03-24T20:14:22Z")
ya didnt think it was that funny either, but w/e ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/17 "2008-03-24T20:15:18Z")
but just so we both have a lame joke under out belt, if she asked to see my 9 iron, she’d be pissed when i whipped out my 3 wood :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/18 "2008-03-24T20:41:49Z")
> [@Code Blue](#): > > shiitttt… 5 minutes? maybe if afterwards I make lunch or something. > > more like 1m34s :lol :lol :lol beginners!!! :idiots ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/19 "2008-03-25T06:55:41Z")
can we have the topless batenders at our next gathering? :ninja ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-need-some-skanks/236152/20 "2008-03-26T14:30:16Z")
sure, I dont see how that would be a problem. although I do have to figure out what a “batender” is :ninja