# Anyone want a pet rat? **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239 "2011-03-07T22:23:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/1 "2011-03-07T22:23:16Z")
Got this rat and hes a cool rat and stuff but my dog keeps trying to eat him. Anyone want a free pet rat? Comes with cage, wheel, water dispenser and some food… I’d rather him not be someones snake food. …I know, this is a wierd thread but fuck it, all this dude does it sit on a shelf 8 ft in the air in his cage. ![http://i51.tinypic.com/2d7bnsi.jpg](http://i51.tinypic.com/2d7bnsi.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/2 "2011-03-07T22:24:24Z")
🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/3 "2011-03-07T22:25:32Z")
ill take him as long as your cool with me strapping a lit roman candle to his back and having him run around as target practice for a few 7.62x39s ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/4 "2011-03-07T22:26:35Z")
Call your ex, Im sure shed put it in her bootyhole and let you take pics of it. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/5 "2011-03-07T22:26:48Z")
> [@WNY Shootout V.This could fail](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-shootout-v-this-could-fail/40153/10): > > ill take him as long as your cool with me strapping a lit roman candle to his back and having him run around as target practice for a few 7.62x39s uhh… I think ill pass, but thanks for being honest… lol ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/6 "2011-03-07T22:27:47Z")
lol wtff ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/7 "2011-03-07T22:28:59Z")
No, but seriously, I like animals more than I like people, I’d like him to go to someone whos not gonna blow him up or feed him to there snake, maybe someone on heres little brother or something. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/8 "2011-03-07T22:30:18Z")
He looks cool hanging onto the cage. +rep for not being a dirt bag to animals. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/9 "2011-03-07T22:32:34Z")
> [@Official MythBusters "PLANE on a CONVEYOR" episode PARTY!!! (12/12/07 @ 8pm)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mythbusters-plane-on-a-conveyor-episode-party-12-12-07-8pm/37453/212): > > I like animals more than I like people thats pretty sad, i can see a dog…maybe, but a rat? ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/10 "2011-03-07T22:33:34Z")
> [@Any Home brewers?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-home-brewers/39445/19): > > thats pretty sad, i can see a dog…maybe, but a rat? …I actually meant dog as my dog is my best friend… But that doesnt mean I like to blow rats up. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/11 "2011-03-07T22:35:21Z")
you city slickers dont know what the definition of fun is ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/12 "2011-03-07T22:38:34Z")
> [@OFFICIAL '07-'08 BUFFALO SABRES SEASON THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-07-08-buffalo-sabres-season-thread/36504/619): > > you city slickers dont know what the definition of fun is fucking one girl in the ass while using her dildo to plug her other hole up and then right before cumming pulling out and putting your shitty penis in her mouth? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/13 "2011-03-07T22:39:52Z")
ATM is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/14 "2011-03-07T22:50:53Z")
> [@love4boost"](#): > > fucking one girl in the ass while using her dildo to plug her other hole up and then right before cumming pulling out and putting your shitty penis in her mouth? replace “girl” with “goat” and you got it :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/15 "2011-03-07T22:52:18Z")
> [@Official MythBusters "PLANE on a CONVEYOR" episode PARTY!!! (12/12/07 @ 8pm)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mythbusters-plane-on-a-conveyor-episode-party-12-12-07-8pm/37453/214): > > replace “girl” with “goat” and you got it :thumbup sure, I love goats, I’ve heard that they’re the closest thing to a real human pussy… Im sure a couple shift members can confirm this. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/16 "2011-03-07T23:02:32Z")
> [@WNY Shootout V.This could fail](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-shootout-v-this-could-fail/40153/10): > > ill take him as long as your cool with me strapping a lit roman candle to his back and having him run around as target practice for a few 7.62x39s Do you any of these fit you? ``` * Apparent lack of remorse[4] or empathy for others * Persistent lying or stealing * Cruelty to animals[5] * Poor behavioral controls — expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper * A history of childhood conduct disorder * Recurring difficulties with the law * Tendency to violate the boundaries and rights of others * Aggressive, often violent behavior; prone to getting involved in fights * Inability to tolerate boredom * Poor or abusive relationships * Irresponsible work behavior * Disregard for safety ``` ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/17 "2011-03-07T23:49:17Z")
> [@Official MythBusters "PLANE on a CONVEYOR" episode PARTY!!! (12/12/07 @ 8pm)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mythbusters-plane-on-a-conveyor-episode-party-12-12-07-8pm/37453/216): > > Do you any of these fit you? > > ``` > * Apparent lack of remorse[4] or empathy for others > * Persistent lying or stealing > * Cruelty to animals[5] > * Poor behavioral controls — expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper > * A history of childhood conduct disorder > * Recurring difficulties with the law > * Tendency to violate the boundaries and rights of others > * Aggressive, often violent behavior; prone to getting involved in fights > * Inability to tolerate boredom > * Poor or abusive relationships > * Irresponsible work behavior > * Disregard for safety > > ``` yeah about half :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/18 "2011-03-07T23:49:57Z")
haha oh boy… ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/19 "2011-03-08T05:56:18Z")
should feed it to sssmokinsss fish !!! ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239/20 "2011-03-08T06:00:04Z")
> [@Official MythBusters "PLANE on a CONVEYOR" episode PARTY!!! (12/12/07 @ 8pm)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mythbusters-plane-on-a-conveyor-episode-party-12-12-07-8pm/37453/221): > > haha oh boy… :rofl His work behavior is probably better than most people on this forum though. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-want-a-pet-rat/257239.md?page=2)