# Anyone work for LASERTRON?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 24, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532 "2009-08-24T06:02:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/1 "2009-08-24T06:02:55Z")

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A friend of mine is getting married in October and she wants to have her stagette party at LASERTRON. Considering that the only one in the bridal party with intensions to give/and pay for her stagette is me, I was hoping someone on here could help me out?!?!

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/2 "2009-08-24T06:04:12Z")

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I’m sorry, did you just say your friend ACTUALLY wants to have a stagette party at LASERTRON?

Yikes.

I’ll ping someone who used to work there, a long ass time ago.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/3 "2009-08-24T06:04:52Z")

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LOL! srsly?

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/4 "2009-08-24T06:05:57Z")

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your kidding right?

is she 4?

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/5 "2009-08-24T06:07:17Z")

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> [@BuickGN](#):
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> your kidding right?
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> is she 4?

LOLLLLL :bigblap:

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/6 "2009-08-24T06:08:12Z")

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She doesn’t drink so a bar/night club is out. We have an 18 year old in the bridal party so… she picked LASERTRON. !!!

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/7 "2009-08-24T06:08:21Z")

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so why are you looking for someone that works there? just call losertron and set it up.

i do know that dyingtolive15 used to work there. i don’t know/doubt that is useful to you.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/8 "2009-08-24T06:10:41Z")

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> [@92slowcivic](#):
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> so why are you looking for someone that works there? just call losertron and set it up.
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> i do know that dyingtolive15 used to work there. i don’t know/doubt that is useful to you.

Dying T. Olive?

Sorry, that’s the way I read it.

Yeah… you should think of something else… like, go karts. Wait… :bloated:

You should still go to a bar or something, at least you guys can dance…

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/9 "2009-08-24T06:20:02Z")

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We kind of can’t go to a bar…the bride is on probation. Any other ideas?

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/10 "2009-08-24T06:24:47Z")

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our rehearsal dinner is going to be at a bowling alley, i don’t drink anymore so going somewhere to get wasted is out…

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/11 "2009-08-24T06:25:47Z")

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Coming soon to a lasertron near you…  
 ![http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/redneckwedding.jpg](http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/redneckwedding.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/12 "2009-08-24T06:27:02Z")

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Rent out a hall, or big hotel suite.

Bring alcohol

Bring twister / hire male stripper / bring penis straws and necklaces and whipped cream

Bring sleeping bags.

Enjoy.

Or…

Rent out some area of a park… BBQ or something.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/13 "2009-08-24T06:30:14Z")

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“Bride is on probation” + wanting to go to Lasertron for her stagette… how can no one have asked for pics yet?

NYSpeed is really letting me down today.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/14 "2009-08-24T06:30:58Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> Rent out a hall, or big hotel suite.
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> Bring alcohol
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> Bring twister / hire male stripper / bring penis straws and necklaces and whipped cream
> 
> Bring sleeping bags.
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> Enjoy.

I didn’t know you were some kind of authority on penis straws and phallic objects…

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/15 "2009-08-24T06:33:40Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> I didn’t know you were some kind of authority on penis straws and phallic objects…

When you live in NYC, and every fucking weekend there are 10 groups of girls running around with the bride to be with all sorts of shit, you tend to form ideas…

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/16 "2009-08-24T06:34:27Z")

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> [@4DOORBABE](#):
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> We kind of can’t go to a bar…the bride is on probation. Any other ideas?

hahahahahahahaahhaahah you should do a pig roast at a farm!!!

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/17 "2009-08-24T06:37:00Z")

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do they also plan on using the general lee for the just married car?

![http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aa_1969_dodge_charger_dukes_of_hazzard.jpg](http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aa_1969_dodge_charger_dukes_of_hazzard.jpg)

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/18 "2009-08-24T07:03:36Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> do they also plan on using the general lee for the just married car?
> 
> ![http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aa_1969_dodge_charger_dukes_of_hazzard.jpg](http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aa_1969_dodge_charger_dukes_of_hazzard.jpg)

lol… no!

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/19 "2009-08-24T07:07:44Z")

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Will they let you wear penis whistles in Lazertron?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-work-for-lasertron/72532/20 "2009-08-24T07:13:35Z")

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How fat is this hog?

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