# apparently costco does sell everything

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 28, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145 "2008-02-28T08:38:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/1 "2008-02-28T08:38:06Z")

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[http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.aspx?cat=20595&eCat=BC|20595&lang=en-US&whse=BC&topnav=](http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.aspx?cat=20595&eCat=BC%7C20595&lang=en-US&whse=BC&topnav=)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/2 "2008-02-28T08:39:00Z")

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that just seems wrong

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/3 "2008-02-28T08:40:22Z")

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I’m guessing the markup on a casket is huge though, because it’s a time where the last thing people are thinking about is money.

The FAQ:  
[http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgroup.aspx?Prodid=11009034&whse=BC&Ne=4000000&eCat=BC|20595&N=4000794&Mo=0&No=0&Nr=P\_CatalogName:BC&cat=20609&Ns=P\_Price|1||P\_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=](http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgroup.aspx?Prodid=11009034&whse=BC&Ne=4000000&eCat=BC%7C20595&N=4000794&Mo=0&No=0&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&cat=20609&Ns=P_Price%7C1%7C%7CP_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=)

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/4 "2008-02-28T08:40:53Z")

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get a few in bulk if you plan on offing the parents/girlfriend/kids

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/5 "2008-02-28T08:44:20Z")

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just brought back a terrible memory

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/6 "2008-02-28T08:45:29Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> get a few in bulk if you plan on offing the parents/girlfriend/kids

Call the 800 number:  
“I need a shotgun, some gloves, bullets, duct tape, a mop and 3 caskets.”

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/7 "2008-02-28T08:55:23Z")

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^ lol.

ONE STOP SHOP!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/8 "2008-02-28T08:55:40Z")

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don’t forget a shovel and some lime

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/9 "2008-02-28T09:45:25Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> get a few in bulk if you plan on offing the parents/girlfriend/kids

[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32908](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32908)  
:shrug:

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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/10 "2008-02-28T12:41:05Z")

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[http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&cm\_re=1\_en-](http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen's%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen's%20hotdogs&cm_re=1_en-)_-Top\_Left\_Nav-_-Top\_search&lang=en-US  
fail! not everything.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/11 "2008-02-28T14:32:01Z")

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> [@forthekicks385](#):
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> [http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&cm\_re=1\_en-_-Top\_Left\_Nav-_-Top\_search&lang=en-US](http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen%27s%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen%27s%20hotdogs&cm_re=1_en-_-Top_Left_Nav-_-Top_search&lang=en-US)  
> fail! not everything.

that because they taste like shit :gotme:

Maxwell\>\*

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/12 "2008-02-28T15:42:46Z")

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> [@forthekicks385](#):
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> [http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen’s%20hotdogs&cm\_re=1\_en-_-Top\_Left\_Nav-_-Top\_search&lang=en-US](http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.aspx?whse=BC&topnav=&search=sahlen%27s%20hotdogs&N=0&Ntt=sahlen%27s%20hotdogs&cm_re=1_en-_-Top_Left_Nav-_-Top_search&lang=en-US)  
> fail! not everything.

Billy thats because all the sales guys from sahlens are FUCKING horrible IMO.

Your dad really needs to have someone train these guys better, I heard tons of horror stories from restaurant owners in a few states.

First one that comes to mind is Schnappers which is a hot dog/burger place on Sanibel Island,FL. The owner is from Buffalo, super nice guy and kind of disappointing when I went in there and found wardinski signs after always relying on him for sahlens.

on topic, CostCo has better prices and the best return policy than any other membership only based whse out there. I’m in costco almost everyday =)

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/13 "2008-02-28T16:00:28Z")

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yeah but like, how do you return a coffin.  
Hotdogs are gross as hell, but if im going to eat one, sahlens only.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-costco-does-sell-everything/44145/14 "2008-02-28T16:20:15Z")

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place fuckin rules

korbel, tide, and 35 bottles of deer park for like nothing last night

then

i swiffed the hell out of the kitchen
