# APR Chip for the new Audi RS6...WTF!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [December 23, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134 "2010-12-23T17:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/201 "2011-01-03T20:34:50Z")
Hopefully will look and perform alot better by spring…alot better ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/202 "2011-01-03T20:41:35Z")
I expect to go for a spin in this hot rod come spring. I want to be mooning sbardy from your passenger seat as we fly by him ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/203 "2011-01-03T20:42:49Z")
hey hey hey easy you don’t want to get him going…lol oohhh wait he is in mexico… ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/204 "2011-01-03T20:45:15Z")
Haha the forum is safe for a week ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/205 "2011-01-03T20:50:01Z")
2 more days arriving on thursday… ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/206 "2011-01-03T20:54:13Z")
Oh christ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/207 "2011-01-04T04:48:39Z")
> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/174): > > hey hey hey easy you don’t want to get him going…lol oohhh wait he is in mexico… can i get him going too? ---
**Author:** ![tpetrolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@tpetrolo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpetrolo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/208 "2011-01-04T16:47:47Z")
> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/138): > > I found where they bought the Ferrdumpi. Looks to be in a lot better condition than when I saw it at the Saratoga show. > > [http://roberttaylorart.com/ForSale.htm\](http://roberttaylorart.com/ForSale.htm%5C) > > BUILT BY BOB NORWOOD Build by norwood. We never said “we did” As many said the car smokes “by norwood” Open the motor 2 times and no results , intermittent smokes. Now i got to deal whit " and found what parts are inside and see if they are available. That was one of the many issue wrong with the car beside was “undriveable” That’s not a S2000 or even NSX. Many of you “mechanic” are not able to change a simple timing belt on those. How many degree ??? I bet !!! ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/209 "2011-01-04T16:53:59Z")
Cup spilled, Lolz everywhere! And don’t throw the Ferrari timing belt/mechanical BS around here because I’d bet my sister knows more and has more mechanical experience working on Ferrari’s than you, being that she worked on Scott Tuckers cars for years. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/210 "2011-01-04T16:55:52Z")
> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/196): > > Cup spilled, Lolz everywhere! +rep. need to get my ingrish(idiot) to English translator fired up again for that post :lol ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/211 "2011-01-04T16:58:53Z")
> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/194): > > Build by numbskull. > We never said “we did” my manz doin it well dough > As many said the car smokes “by numbskull” > Open the motor 2 times and no results , intermittent smokes. Inserted camel filters from my imported newportz > Now i got to deal whit " and found what parts are inside and see if they are available. shit got barings and breaks and rubbers > That was one of the many issue wrong with the car beside was “undriveable” > That’s not a S2000 or even NSX. Ferrari more den you can af0rd, tough. > Many of you “mechanic” are not able to change a simple timing belt on those. timing chain for my vagina > How many GEDs I have ??? 8th grade > I bet !!! > I am numbskull, I haz the powerz!!! werds ---
**Author:** ![tpetrolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@tpetrolo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpetrolo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/212 "2011-01-04T17:00:36Z")
I would bet anything $$$$ I repeat “how many degree” ? ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/213 "2011-01-04T17:03:00Z")
This man apparently doesn’t know who Scott Tucker is Google would be a wise choice. And “how many degree” what? ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/214 "2011-01-04T17:08:12Z")
![http://mikelamonica.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/kevin-bacon.jpg](http://mikelamonica.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/kevin-bacon.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/215 "2011-01-04T17:08:13Z")
> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/194): > > Build by norwood. > We never said “we did” > As many said the car smokes “by norwood” > Open the motor 2 times and no results , intermittent smokes. > Now i got to deal whit " and found what parts are inside and see if they are available. > That was one of the many issue wrong with the car beside was “undriveable” > That’s not a S2000 or even NSX. > Many of you “mechanic” are not able to change a simple timing belt on those. > How many degree ??? > I bet !!! if you are asking how many degrees timing at idle on an s2000 I (mechanically retarded) can figure this out with a simple google search. But seriously I have no idea what you are asking of us! ---
**Author:** ![tpetrolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@tpetrolo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpetrolo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/216 "2011-01-04T17:10:47Z")
> [@Prank phone call to my dad](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prank-phone-call-to-my-dad/38457/17): > > This man apparently doesn’t know who Scott Tucker is > > Google would be a wise choice. > > And “how many degree” what? then if you don’t understand “how many degree” means you ave no clue about cars, Yes I don’t know Scott Tucker. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/217 "2011-01-04T17:12:14Z")
> [@WTB:billd Tickets F0r This Wekend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-billd-tickets-f0r-this-wekend/38492/5): > > then if you don’t understand “how many degree” means you ave no clue about cars, > Yes I don’t know Scott Tucker. Oh man 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/218 "2011-01-04T17:17:50Z")
> [@WTB:billd Tickets F0r This Wekend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-billd-tickets-f0r-this-wekend/38492/5): > > then if you don’t understand “how many degree” means you ave no clue about cars, > Yes I don’t know Scott Tucker. > [@PSP + racing games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/psp-racing-games/38461/12): > > Oh man 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl 🤣rofl:rofl ahhhhh adam called out. better quit now adam. :retardclap ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/219 "2011-01-04T17:22:50Z")
I’m done laughing now. So with my “not knowing about cars” thinking are you referring to camshaft timing, ignition timing, degree’s on what to yield a head or crank bolt to to properly torque, etc, etc…you know because my non car mentality can’t decipher what you’re talking about. Guess all the customers cars here are totally screwed then, especially cossey since his 996TT motor is in pieces. Oh and if you’re wondering, yeah I’ve worked on a ferrari or two, including a particular 360 challenge. And I’ll save you the trouble on finding who Scott Tucker is and just post you a cheap wikipedia link for you nonsensical pleasure: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott\_Tucker\_(racing\_driver)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Tucker_%28racing_driver%29) ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/220 "2011-01-04T17:24:52Z")
> [@FS: Winter Classic Tickets v.ebay](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-winter-classic-tickets-v-ebay/38462/18): > > ahhhhh adam called out. better quit now adam. :retardclap Word, he so got me. :banghead [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134.md?page=10) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134.md?page=12)