# APR Chip for the new Audi RS6...WTF!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [December 23, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134 "2010-12-23T17:42:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/221 "2011-01-04T17:26:56Z")

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> [@need help installing b-series lsd asap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-installing-b-series-lsd-asap/38413/11):
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> Word, he so got me. :banghead

he does F1 t00ns, what you got on that:hug

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/222 "2011-01-04T17:27:37Z")

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degree many how

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/223 "2011-01-04T17:30:17Z")

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It would be quite funny if the F1 Tuning company was put out of business by us. If this thread was put on bimmerforums and vwvortex, a can of worms would be opened.:rofl

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**Author:** ![tpetrolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@tpetrolo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpetrolo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/224 "2011-01-04T17:31:05Z")

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> [@What countries have you been to?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-countries-have-you-been-to/38479/43):
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> he does F1 t00ns, what you got on that:hug

I could show you TDI how it is and how it should be…  
What you got on that ???  
Smoke and what else ???

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/225 "2011-01-04T17:31:48Z")

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> [@GermanPSI"](#):
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> degree many how

about 74 and sunny.

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/226 "2011-01-04T17:32:31Z")

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> [@What countries have you been to?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-countries-have-you-been-to/38479/43):
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> he does F1 t00ns, what you got on that:hug

I have nothing. I mean what beats F1? That’s a like a four of a kind full house straight in the auto world right

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/227 "2011-01-04T17:32:43Z")

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> [@FS: BBS wheels NOW WITH PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bbs-wheels-now-with-pics/38424/9):
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> I could show you TDI how it is and how it should be…  
> What you got on that ???  
> Smoke and what else ???

dont worry about whats in my signature. i wouldnt put your junk on my car even if it was free.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/228 "2011-01-04T17:33:52Z")

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> [@FS: BBS wheels NOW WITH PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bbs-wheels-now-with-pics/38424/11):
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> I have nothing. I mean what beats F1? That’s a like a four of a kind full house straight in the auto world right

i guess youll always have the 24hours of lemons. and the big turd

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**Author:** ![tpetrolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@tpetrolo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpetrolo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/229 "2011-01-04T17:34:57Z")

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> [@FS: Go Carts and accessories](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-go-carts-and-accessories/38456/7):
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> dont worry about whats in my signature. i wouldnt put your junk on my car even if it was free.

i would not do for free, but i would show  
not in you car  
BDW TDI is not the most TQ per liter engine

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/230 "2011-01-04T17:40:21Z")

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> [@FS: '03 Lexus GS430](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-lexus-gs430/38490/2):
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> i would not do for free, but i would show  
> not in you car  
> BDW TDI is not the most TQ per liter engine

why are you trying to sell me your garbage. i dont want your stuff, stop trying to communicate with me.

and what are you talking about tq per liter? do you just make things up to discuss?? no where did i ever make any claim of such a thing, you moron.

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/231 "2011-01-04T17:40:55Z")

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> [@Gun Owners\>\> Heckler & Koch or Glock?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gun-owners-heckler-koch-or-glock/38444/13):
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> i guess youll always have the 24hours of lemons. and the big turd

That pile starts and runs every time, despite missing 40% of it’s original sheetmetal to rust. I would let this guy tune it, but it needs every last bit of power to spin the tires at CMP and don’t have a place in the car to hide a nitrous system to make up for the loss.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/232 "2011-01-04T17:42:00Z")

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> [@Boxersix"](#):
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> That pile starts and runs every time, despite missing 40% of it’s original sheetmetal to rust. **I would let this guy tune it** , but it needs every last bit of power to spin the tires at CMP and **don’t have a place in the car to hide a nitrous system to make up for the loss**.

:rofl

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/233 "2011-01-04T18:14:05Z")

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> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/194):
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> Build by norwood.  
> We never said “we did”  
> As many said the car smokes “by norwood”  
> Open the motor 2 times and no results , intermittent smokes.  
> Now i got to deal whit " and found what parts are inside and see if they are available.  
> That was one of the many issue wrong with the car beside was “undriveable”  
> That’s not a S2000 or even NSX.  
> Many of you “mechanic” are not able to change a simple timing belt on those.  
> How many degree ???  
> I bet !!!

i have no idea what hes saying in this one. holy hell! here im thinking my posts confuse people, but jeez!

also, whats with this noise in this AUDI RS6 tuned by APR thread? Can we get a split off please?

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/234 "2011-01-04T18:20:55Z")

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> [@WTB:billd Tickets F0r This Wekend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-billd-tickets-f0r-this-wekend/38492/5):
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> then if you don’t understand “how many degree” means you ave no clue about cars,  
> Yes I don’t know Scott Tucker.

no-fucking-body but you knows what that statement means. what are you, a woman? expecting us to read your mind like that. thats not even a grammatically correct statement. thats just three words in quotes. PLEASE write normal so we know what youre asking. If youre asking “how many degrees” something has, please specify what you mean. There are numerous things in cars which can be measured in degrees, some of them can be adjusted either way, as well. So please, make sense in your posts and maybe people would take you more seriously. i’m going to ask you “how much weight” and then wait for you to reply with the ONE solitary single thing im thinking of and if you dont answer correctly we get to call you a “douche” and a “tool bag”, does that sound fair? I think it does. We’re waiting for your answer.

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**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/235 "2011-01-04T18:51:27Z")

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^ you both should be banned, WTF kind of long winded shit is that. A simple STFU would have done much better.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/236 "2011-01-04T20:05:31Z")

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> [@WTB:billd Tickets F0r This Wekend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-billd-tickets-f0r-this-wekend/38492/5):
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> then if you don’t understand “how many degree” means you ave no clue about cars,  
> Yes I don’t know Scott Tucker.

WERD!! I wouldn’t trust that backyard mechanic to change the spark plugs in my CIVIC!!!

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/237 "2011-01-04T20:16:40Z")

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> [@FS: Misc Garage Cleanout!! 56k Burn one up!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-misc-garage-cleanout-56k-burn-one-up/38433/13):
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> WERD!! I wouldn’t trust that backyard mechanic to change the spark plugs in my CIVIC!!!

I swapped 'em out for glow plugs while you were asleep last night. Shit’s gonna gain 40hp from the preignition soon to follow. 87 octane only though. wouldn’t want it to detonate and break the waterpump.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/238 "2011-01-04T20:32:57Z")

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> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/201):
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> ^ you both should be banned, WTF kind of long winded shit is that. A simple STFU would have done much better.

STFU! :lol j/k  
I felt like explaining to him WHY it’s noise. It doesnt seem like he realizes why people are on him like that. It’d make 100% sense if there was a single topic of camber or engine timing was being discussed in this thread. Theres so much stuff going on at once, and he only adds to confusion. _shrug_ you cant just point to a random car and ask “how big” and expect anyone to know what youre talking about. im working on making my posts more coherent. i can just type in “youre an idiot” and not say why i think that, or if theres a correction or anything, that kind of a response makes no sense to the person youre talking to, because you didnt say what the problem is and didnt help correct them.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/239 "2011-01-04T20:41:38Z")

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This many degree

![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__WZLj7rNIjU/SqPtSjeSKVI/AAAAAAAABTc/RqCr1o5Myr8/s320/revelation98.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__WZLj7rNIjU/SqPtSjeSKVI/AAAAAAAABTc/RqCr1o5Myr8/s320/revelation98.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apr-chip-for-the-new-audi-rs6-wtf/256134/240 "2011-01-04T22:08:07Z")

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> [@Hi, plz read me, k thanks. PS. Free hoodie.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-plz-read-me-k-thanks-ps-free-hoodie/38425/197):
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> why are you trying to sell me your garbage. i dont want your stuff, stop trying to communicate with me.
> 
> and what are you talking about tq per liter? do you just make things up to discuss?? no where did i ever make any claim of such a thing, you moron.

He’s talking aboutme lol with the sig lol…

I’ve had a few tdis, mine runs well with pp764s and shortly a qloader tune…

Btw, the loader, unlimited tunes, cost me less then a f1 flash

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