# April Beat this caption Contest
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 8, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362 "2008-04-08T10:16:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/1 "2008-04-08T10:16:33Z")
Usual Contest rules apply.
**“Anything that is worth doing, is worth over-doing.”**
Winner at the end of the month gets Shift518 Stickers (2).
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate.
Previous contest
Winner Is : 97Vr4
**“Guys, get in here. K20power is talking shit about his car again!”**
[http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1274.0](http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1274.0)
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/2 "2008-04-08T10:18:18Z")
I won the last one!! Whoohooo
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/3 "2008-04-08T10:22:28Z")
Why are there a bunch of Chinese people staring back at me?
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/4 "2008-04-08T10:24:20Z")
Excuse me?
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/5 "2008-04-08T11:21:02Z")
“you know, when i said your mom had a huge hole, for once i **wasn’t** referring to the one between her legs”
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/6 "2008-04-08T13:23:19Z")
“Damnit, this isn’t China.”
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/7 "2008-04-08T13:36:44Z")
“This is all that remains after K20power hit the NOS”
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/8 "2008-04-08T18:45:28Z")
V-Tak just kicked in… y0!
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/9 "2008-04-08T19:41:30Z")
> [@CustomLowz](#):
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> V-Tak just kicked in… y0!
fuck ya beat me to it, “Domestic cars, more torque than the world can handle”
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### Author:  [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/10 "2008-04-08T20:17:37Z")
who let hank get drunk and fall down again!
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### Author:  [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/11 "2008-04-08T20:36:20Z")
Aftermath of Chuck Norris versus K20.
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/12 "2008-04-08T21:36:34Z")
“Holy Crap the Graboids are back again”
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/13 "2008-04-09T04:48:59Z")
China, earth’s anus
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/14 "2008-04-09T05:31:42Z")
“So this is what GranMassa does in his spare time”
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/15 "2008-04-09T05:46:55Z")
K20Power’s extreme obsession for big gaping holes is shown here with his latest desktop picture
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/16 "2008-04-09T05:54:20Z")
China’s tribute to Goatse was a great success!
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/17 "2008-04-09T19:10:50Z")
" Officer I don’t know what happend, V-Tech kicked in as usual and BOOM!"
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/18 "2008-04-09T20:35:59Z")
v-tec kicked in on my roller sorry
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/19 "2008-04-10T02:13:55Z")
“so the kid in the K20 hit the nitrous where?”
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/20 "2008-04-10T06:08:22Z")
“King Kong’s Flesh Light”
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