# April Beat this caption Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 8, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362 "2008-04-08T10:16:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/21 "2008-04-10T06:31:09Z")
> [@Vovchandr](#): > > “King Kong’s Flesh Light” :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup ---
**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/22 "2008-04-10T10:04:13Z")
Chuck Norris finally found a glory hole that can accommodate him. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/23 "2008-04-11T12:18:10Z")
" It puts the lotion on its skin!" ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/24 "2008-04-11T12:18:59Z")
> [@97VR4](#): > > " It puts the lotion on its skin!" i dont get it? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/25 "2008-04-11T12:24:00Z")
Never saw Joe dirt? ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/26 "2008-04-11T12:26:35Z")
i did, i guess i missed it/dont remember. anyways sorry bout off topic, but i was trying to hard to get it. :lmao ---
**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/27 "2008-04-11T13:36:08Z")
> [@97VR4](#): > > Never saw Joe dirt? You know it’s originally from Silence of the Lambs, right?? ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/28 "2008-04-12T14:38:40Z")
The Chinese government was astonished to find out their occupants disapproved of their new means of population control. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/29 "2008-04-13T07:27:46Z")
Holy shit, you just divided by zero, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/30 "2008-04-13T08:25:04Z")
“Just when you thought Albany potholes were bad” ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/31 "2008-04-13T20:56:34Z")
“After years of being ignored by his co-workers and supervisors, John decided to show them he was not just in fact, another hole in the ground.” ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/32 "2008-04-13T21:17:13Z")
“What Milton would have done if Office Space 2 came out” ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/33 "2008-04-14T08:24:04Z")
marty, where we’re going we don’t need roads. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/34 "2008-04-14T08:45:50Z")
There’s a hole in the ground ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/35 "2008-04-14T10:51:08Z")
> [@LKSi](#): > > There’s a hole in the ground :crackup ---
**Author:** ![johnj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnj/32/3492_2.png) [@johnj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnj)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/36 "2008-04-15T12:48:16Z")
VOTBLINDUB: Fucking Albany potholes! They better pay for my rim! ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/37 "2008-04-15T20:45:28Z")
“This just in, local Nagasaki residents are almost finished with rebuilding the hole that the Americans left years ago” ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/38 "2008-04-16T12:24:05Z")
“Tonight on 60 Minutes. Are American women getting to fat? Check out this footage of when an American woman recently visited Europe and tripped over a loose skin flap from her own ankle” ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/39 "2008-04-16T14:27:58Z")
> [@SXY\_TIME\_M3](#): > > “This just in, local Nagasaki residents are almost finished with rebuilding the hole that the Americans left years ago” > [@97VR4](#): > > “Tonight on 60 Minutes. Are American women getting to fat? Check out this footage of when an American woman recently visited Europe and tripped over a loose skin flap from her own ankle” :bowdown :crackup :number1 ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362/40 "2008-04-17T08:04:45Z")
> [@johnj](#): > > VOTBLINDUB: Fucking Albany potholes! They better pay for my rim! shit shit shit, i just cracked another rim you guys! photo attached! :lol by your comments combined! I AM CAPTAIN SIDEWALLS! little captain planet reference there for ya [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/236362.md?page=3)