# April Beat This Caption Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 2, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234 "2012-04-02T09:27:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/1 "2012-04-02T09:27:55Z")
![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/pitcrew.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/4/843966bd10fa3d2c9f1b02879baac8ebc3cbc9bd.jpeg) Caption: Jacking off - she’s doing it wrong. January’s contest Winner: RocketPunch > ![http://i.imgur.com/v18Tg.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/3/f31c4f079248b9116dffeb3be9881896263ed2a5.jpeg) Link [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=29572](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=29572) ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/2 "2012-04-02T10:05:38Z")
Since when do ovens need their tires changed? ---
**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/3 "2012-04-04T07:23:04Z")
“I cant get it up” she said, “pump harder” they said! ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/4 "2012-04-04T10:15:25Z")
“Thats not how you make a sammich” ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/5 "2012-04-04T10:52:03Z")
“Meanwhile, all the other race teams were at the next track” ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/6 "2012-04-04T10:53:32Z")
Why is there a race truck in the Kitchen? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/7 "2012-04-04T10:59:08Z")
Girl 1 “I got the rubber!” Girl 2 “I’m getting it up!” Girls 3&4 “Were screwing it!” ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/8 "2012-04-04T11:36:42Z")
After the race, let’s kill specialkid. /winner ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/9 "2012-04-04T11:47:46Z")
“Why are we even changing the tires??? There’s not a fucking single person in the stands” ---
**Author:** ![Quattro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quattro/32/6660_2.png) [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/10 "2012-04-04T11:59:30Z")
The #49 trucks all female pit crew strategy backfired when the first stop of the day resulted in a 36 hour tire change. Unfortunately they managed to reinstall the worn tires proving once again; women can’t change anything. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/11 "2012-04-04T16:21:39Z")
Is the pict blocked? \<- actual question, not a caption. ---
**Author:** ![Quattro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quattro/32/6660_2.png) [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/12 "2012-04-04T17:32:20Z")
Shouldn’t be, I refreshed and it’s still there ---
**Author:** ![xdsmlaser93x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xdsmlaser93x/32/6507_2.png) [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/13 "2012-04-05T21:15:02Z")
girls gone wild. AAA edition! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/14 "2012-04-06T04:03:01Z")
sometimes the pic is there and other times like now its a red X ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/15 "2012-04-06T04:16:12Z")
“I said jack me OFF not UP!” ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/16 "2012-04-06T05:26:26Z")
No wonder Danica never wins any races! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/17 "2012-04-10T18:11:36Z")
" Feminism: Isn’t going to make that handle go down any easier" ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/18 "2012-04-10T18:46:03Z")
tell meatpaws to get the fuck out of the truck ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/19 "2012-04-11T07:01:04Z")
Women can never follow directions, I said “Put on your knee pads and blow me” ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-beat-this-caption-contest/263234/20 "2012-04-12T11:00:47Z")
Don’t worry ladies, next week I will show you how to repair a caved in rocker panel and stripped lug nuts.