# April Fools 2015 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [April 1, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007 "2015-04-01T06:00:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/1 "2015-04-01T06:00:04Z")
Don’t believe anything you read on the internet. Only one I have seen so far is Google’s home page. Everything is backwards. [http://com.google](http://com.google) Retro homepage teaser > **[Amazon.com: Online Shopping for Electronics, Apparel, Computers, Books, DVDs & more](https://www.amazon.com/)** ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/2 "2015-04-01T06:05:34Z")
> **[Microsoft launches MS-DOS Mobile for Lumia smartphones](https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft-launches-ms-dos-mobile)** > > Today, Microsoft has launched MS-DOS Mobile, a new OS designed especially for Lumia smartphones. In case you didn't know, MS-DOS was installed on millions of desktops. Well, now you can install it on your phone. "Black and white text has never looked... - - - Updated - - - ![https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11022589_817301715006572_2461286061360747963_o.jpg](https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11022589_817301715006572_2461286061360747963_o.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/3 "2015-04-01T06:07:27Z")
ASCII Camera is cool. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/4 "2015-04-01T06:19:48Z")
One of my friends was a little late to work today because last night his roommate coated all the soap with nail polish. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/5 "2015-04-01T07:39:38Z")
Created new hire tickets today for the Systems team. Need ASAP. First initial, last name format please. Barbra Igfoot Frank Ucks Brittney Itch Patty Orn Amy Shole Dave Ickerson Nancy Ude ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/6 "2015-04-01T08:13:49Z")
In the first hour of be being awake today I was rick rolled 4 times. Four. Fucking. Times. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/7 "2015-04-01T08:15:44Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > In the first hour of be being awake today I was rick rolled 4 times. Four. Fucking. Times. I am kind of shocked that video only has 111 million views with all the rick rolling. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/8 "2015-04-01T08:33:27Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > In the first hour of be being awake today I was rick rolled 4 times. Four. Fucking. Times. Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/9 "2015-04-01T10:50:41Z")
I fired an employee and he thinks I was joking since its April Fools and wont go home., at least I am getting a free day of work outta him. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/10 "2015-04-01T11:19:38Z")
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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/11 "2015-04-01T11:42:00Z")
I just realized I posted this in Autos. APRIL FOOLS BITCHES! ---
**Author:** ![svtcobra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@svtcobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/svtcobra)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/12 "2015-04-01T13:07:57Z")
> [@Bsp TC](#): > > I fired an employee and he thinks I was joking since its April Fools and wont go home., at least I am getting a free day of work outta him. best day ever lol ---
**Author:** ![juicedz4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedz4/32/5051_2.png) [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/13 "2015-04-01T13:31:59Z")
GM Makes Surprise Announcement – 240 mpg Chevy Amphibian > **[GM Makes Surprise Announcement – 240 mpg Chevy Amphibian - HybridCars.com](http://www.hybridcars.com/gm-makes-surprise-announcement-240-mpg-chevy-amphibian/)** > > NEW YORK – Today General Motors announced the 2016 Chevrolet Amphibian (abbreviated Amp), a new four door hatch back built specifically for export to oil-producing nations. Designed to leapfrog all other cars on the road today, the new hatchback from... ---
**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/14 "2015-04-01T13:36:23Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > [https://youtu.be/eLazRt8s8Wc](https://youtu.be/eLazRt8s8Wc) 👏 - - - Updated - - - [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzXAZWnKitY) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/15 "2015-04-01T13:43:22Z")
I’m honestly not sure if this is real or not: [http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/03/ny-la-26-hours-28-minutes-gt-r-powered-dual-control-infiniti-q50/](http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/03/ny-la-26-hours-28-minutes-gt-r-powered-dual-control-infiniti-q50/) ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools-2015/272007/16 "2015-04-01T20:45:58Z")
APR released a turbo delete kit that seems like a pretty good deal. The **APR** Turbo Delete System completely transforms the EA888 Gen 3 2.0T and takes performance to a whole new level of naturally aspirated perfection. Gone are the days of turbo lag as response is literally instant! Upon smashing the go pedal, expect an instant application of torque without the necessity of spinning the turbo over 150,000 RPM.[![http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo_delete.jpg](http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo_delete.jpg)](http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo_delete.jpg)Another key benefit of the **APR** Turbo Delete System comes in the form of constant wide-open throttle operation, or CWOTO. Due to the dramatic reduction in power, the driver can track the vehicle without ever lifting off the throttle the entire session. This leaves the driver to hone his or her steering skills without the need to worry about fumbling with clumsy and archaic manual brake and throttle pedals. **Key Points:** - Replaces the factory IHI turbocharger. - CNC machined billet Inconel 625 construction. - Weight reduction. - Increased reliability. - 190 HP and 175 FT-LBS of torque under the factory Golf R. - No turbo lag. - Exotic 4 cylinder naturally aspirated growl. - Includes **APR** ’s world renowned 87 octane ECU Upgrade. ![http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo-delete-dyno.png](http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo-delete-dyno.png) [http://www.goapr.com/products/turbo\_delete.html](http://www.goapr.com/products/turbo_delete.html)