# April Fools! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641 "2011-03-29T21:51:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ciaran](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ciaran/32/5612_2.png) [@Ciaran](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ciaran)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/1 "2011-03-29T21:51:25Z")
What are you fuckers doing this year? im thinking of faking my death or something, but im not married to that yet. anyone cookin a good plan? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/2 "2011-03-29T23:10:16Z")
yep! I was gonna start this thread but got distracted… I’m taking my gf to my mom’s (2.5 hours away)for the first time on Friday. My little brother is like 11 or something. On the down I am going to tell her that he is my kid, I had him when I was only 14 and we decided to have my mom raise him since I was so young. Adding to that I am going to say he looks enough like my younger sister that no one would ever figure it out. I’m going to tell her like 15 mins into the ride so she has the whole time to think about it before we get there. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/3 "2011-03-30T04:10:44Z")
we are gonna shut off topic down… ---
**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/4 "2011-03-30T04:30:27Z")
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**Author:** ![Happy240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/happy240sx/32/5515_2.png) [@Happy240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Happy240sx)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/5 "2011-03-30T04:55:54Z")
Faking your death is a really bad idea…just saying. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/6 "2011-03-30T05:37:12Z")
I agree. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/7 "2011-03-30T05:50:35Z")
lol @ Travis. That’s going to be a really uncomfortable drive. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/8 "2011-03-30T06:05:32Z")
lol at travis. Renaming the forum Pittspeed. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/9 "2011-03-30T06:22:05Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > lol at travis. > > Renaming the forum Pittspeed. Not bringing back Fight Club? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/10 "2011-03-30T06:22:34Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Not bringing back Fight Club? ☹ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/11 "2011-03-30T06:22:46Z")
You guys’ pranks suck. What ever happened to saran wrap on the toilet? You know, funny stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/12 "2011-03-30T06:30:13Z")
im going to put a rubberband around the sprayer on my kitchen sink so when my gf goes to fill the brita it will get her all wet 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/13 "2011-03-30T06:40:20Z")
She gets turned on by water purifiers? WEIRD. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/14 "2011-03-30T06:53:49Z")
^lol ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/15 "2011-03-30T07:03:58Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > im going to put a rubberband around the sprayer on my kitchen sink so when my gf goes to fill the brita it will get her all wet 🙂 whatever gets her in the mood… ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/16 "2011-03-30T07:58:41Z")
I’m thinking I should talk to her about us renting a house soon and having him come live with us. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/17 "2011-03-30T08:14:44Z")
lol Jam cant satisfy his lady so she turns to water filters ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/18 "2011-03-30T08:40:32Z")
What was she dating before him? A soup can? ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/19 "2011-03-30T08:58:10Z")
I think I’m going to buy an A4 wagon. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/210641/20 "2011-03-30T09:01:05Z")
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