# April fools **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [April 1, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993 "2008-04-01T00:04:30Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/1 "2008-04-01T00:04:30Z")
straight to the point, I was talking to my ex for a while tonight shooting the shit or whutever. Decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend. I told her I hooked back up with my ex, then i had my ex send me some lovey dovey texts and all that shit. I played it out for an hour even said I was going to my exs, got reeady hopped int he whip and rolled around for a bit. After the time elapsed, I told her she fucking fails and said april fools and had a good laugh. share your storys šŸ˜ƒ ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/2 "2008-04-01T00:30:10Z")
I slept with your woman while you were out cruising. Jokes on you. ---
### Author: ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/3 "2008-04-01T01:25:23Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > I slept with your woman while you were out cruising. > > Jokes on you. She has the herp, jokes on you. ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/4 "2008-04-01T01:26:58Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > She has the herp, jokes on you. She got it from me jokes on her, and back on himā€¦again. ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/5 "2008-04-01T05:52:39Z")
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY. NO APRIL FOOLS HERE, DOUCHECHILL! ---
### Author: ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/6 "2008-04-01T07:19:57Z")
I stuck my girlfriend with an AIDS infested needleā€¦ I think I did this april fools thing wrong. ā˜¹ ---
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/7 "2008-04-01T07:21:26Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > I stuck my girlfriend with an AIDS infested needleā€¦ > > I think I did this april fools thing wrong. ā˜¹ Not if your leaving her. ---
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/8 "2008-04-01T07:22:04Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > She has the herp, jokes on you. Its super aids. Jokes on him ---
### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/9 "2008-04-01T07:58:00Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > I stuck my girlfriend with an AIDS infested needleā€¦ You mean your penis? lolā€¦ you left yourself open for that one ---
### Author: ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/10 "2008-04-01T08:01:26Z")
ya well i gave everyone reading this thread aids last night so jokes on all of you all ---
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/11 "2008-04-01T08:48:21Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > You mean your penis? > > lolā€¦ you left yourself open for that one Rotfl ---
### Author: ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/12 "2008-04-01T08:51:22Z")
howie can u merge my april fools day thread to here? ---
### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/13 "2008-04-01T09:01:29Z")
OMG Youtube is rickrolling the world!!! Go to youtube and click on any of the fetured videos of the day. ---
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/14 "2008-04-01T09:03:17Z")
LOL RICK ROLLED ---
### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/15 "2008-04-01T09:10:38Z")
Printing up eviction notices right now, and will be taping them to the doors of all my friendsā€™ apartments at some point today when i know theyā€™re not home. ---
### Author: ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/16 "2008-04-01T09:13:06Z")
i do the tie up the sprayer on the sink everyyear so when someone turns on the water they get sprayed. ---
### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/17 "2008-04-01T09:15:56Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > Printing up eviction notices right now, and will be taping them to the doors of all my friendsā€™ apartments at some point today when i know theyā€™re not home. shit thats awesome where did u find these printouts? or are you making them? ---
### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/18 "2008-04-01T09:16:40Z")
> [@93z24](#): > > shit thats awesome > where did u find these printouts? or are you making them? google image search for ā€œeviction noticeā€ and then i just copied the format, and printed out similar sheets on MS Word ---
### Author: ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/19 "2008-04-01T09:19:23Z")
I gave notice yesterday and told a coworker that I accepted my companies counter offer and was promoted to assistant engineering manager. He was telling everyoneā€¦ I had people telling me how stupid I was, and that they hope my salary was doubled šŸ˜ƒ I call him TeleSorce. ---
### Author: ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX) #### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/20 "2008-04-01T09:20:41Z")
lol i wish i woke up earlier, i was gonna say IB4MICHAHCOMESINANDSAYSHETOTALEDHISDELSOLAGAIN [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993.md?page=2)