# are u serious? v. office TIP SHEET **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 22, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960 "2008-07-22T10:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/21 "2008-07-22T11:26:11Z")
👋 i also did it … i was like no shit there is really a quick key for that… and i was like where did nyspeed go… and window + L = is not a lapdance ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/22 "2008-07-22T11:28:50Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > windows + d = show desktop (easily my fave) I didn’t know that one… this thread delivers :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/23 "2008-07-22T11:30:58Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > I’ll admit it… Yeah. 🙂 > > But I’m real sick today and wouldn’t have come in if it weren’t for some critical stuff I wrote going live today. What’s your excuse? > [@Fry](#): > > It got you too huh? :picard: > [@justa4door](#): > > 👋 i also did it … i was like no shit there is really a quick key for that… and i was like where did nyspeed go… > > and window + L = is not a lapdance My work here is done. :thankyou: ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/24 "2008-07-22T12:00:37Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > ALT F4 - open solitaire I remember doing that in IRC chats back in the day. Telling people that they can get links to stuff by pushing alt and f4 and then seeing the scrolling list of people leaving the channel ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/25 "2008-07-22T12:03:09Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > My work here is done. > > :thankyou: I “hope” the other two stooges are being as sarcastic as I am. windows + pause = computer properties windows + e = my computer windows + f = search I use those a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/26 "2008-07-22T12:04:41Z")
a small piece of scotch tape on teh bottom of an optical mouse is fun ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/27 "2008-07-22T12:08:42Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > 👋 i also did it … i was like no shit there is really a quick key for that… and i was like where did nyspeed go… > > and window + L = is not a lapdance HAHAHAHA > [@Viper966](#): > > a small piece of scotch tape on teh bottom of an optical mouse is fun Red dry erase marker… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/28 "2008-07-22T12:09:47Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > I “hope” the other two stooges are being as sarcastic as I am… take another look at the posters… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/29 "2008-07-22T12:12:29Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > take another look at the posters… :lol: Micah your office needs one of these: ![http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/70384439_ba1fd5b9de.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/9/69667aa5d823cbcb6c5114805a3f3250c0310c67.jpeg) Get it? It’s a “Jump to conclusions” mat! ![http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/dignonk/office_space.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/1312abd9ec4f5ca42eb073b93e69c5073715edfb.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/30 "2008-07-22T12:13:30Z")
Ctrl + Alt + Down Arrow\* When they are not near their desk is usually a good one. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/31 "2008-07-22T12:14:20Z")
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/32 "2008-07-22T12:16:10Z")
god damnnit i want to try so many of these… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/33 "2008-07-22T12:19:17Z")
We use to get malicious… with the jokes. super glue everything to the desk… unplugg everything boot to a USB drive so it looks like it was reformatted lol… yadda yadda ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/34 "2008-07-22T12:27:43Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > My work here is done. > > :thankyou: The sad thing is I USE alt+F4 constantly. This cold just has me in a daze today. When I read it I was like “I don’t think that works, _poof_, there goes open window”. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/35 "2008-07-22T12:33:24Z")
I’m appalled that I’ve had this windows key sitting in front of me all these years and i thought it was just there to screw up full screen games… windows + d windows + e AWESOME. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/36 "2008-07-22T13:11:15Z")
I LOLed after justa4door said it is not a lapdance. Then I did it. Then I LOLed again. I’m a nerd. I want to try some of these, but I’m on the work computer and I don’t want to break it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/37 "2008-07-22T13:20:54Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/38 "2008-07-22T14:29:10Z")
how has no one mentioned how shitty that picture is? I mean srsly… thats a Micah Weber pic? PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT ALTF4 > [@MicaH"](#): > > i found this on my DESK today IHISM ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/39 "2008-07-22T14:32:12Z")
CELL PHONE PIC! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-u-serious-v-office-tip-sheet/51960/40 "2008-07-22T16:26:59Z")
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