# Asian Massage Parlor review-Lily's Spa, Laurel MD

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 11, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691 "2009-06-11T01:11:48Z")
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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/21 "2009-06-16T19:28:50Z")

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i call BS on this story

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/22 "2009-06-16T19:35:01Z")

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This sounds like something I would like to do some time

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/23 "2009-06-16T21:45:14Z")

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> [@1937 Ford Roadster project](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1937-ford-roadster-project/18948/16):
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> Being we all know what your cock looks like, Lets hope to god we see more of her head. Im pretty sure she could of fit all of u in her mouth…lol

My cock is of above average size, no concerns about size here.

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/24 "2009-06-16T23:34:46Z")

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Average size is like 4" right? …right? :rofl

Dude, Im going to that place, and I really hope this is true, b/c if I catch an ass whoopin by some chick, asian style, Im going to be a bit upset.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/25 "2009-06-16T23:40:28Z")

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> [@FS: MODIFIED MAZDA RX-7 1984!!! 13B!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-modified-mazda-rx-7-1984-13b/19446/22):
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> Average size is like 4" right? …right? :rofl
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> Dude, Im going to that place, and I really hope this is true, b/c if I catch an ass whoopin by some chick, asian style, Im going to be a bit upset.

adowhatnow? Go there, get secks, leave, lol.

My cock is like 6.5-7 inches, I forgot, but whatever, this is the internet and everyone makes 100K and has a 13" crank.

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/26 "2009-06-16T23:50:28Z")

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> [@MNF: Pats vs Vikes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mnf-pats-vs-vikes/19436/17):
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> adowhatnow? Go there, get secks, leave, lol.
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> My cock is like 6.5-7 inches, I forgot, but whatever, this is the internet and everyone makes 100K and has a 13" crank.

They do anal, or whats up. WHats up, whats up.

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/27 "2009-06-17T00:39:23Z")

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> [@How many are there of you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-are-there-of-you/19447/59):
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> They do anal, or whats up. WHats up, whats up.

what’s up

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/28 "2009-06-17T04:01:54Z")

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> [@FS: MODIFIED MAZDA RX-7 1984!!! 13B!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-modified-mazda-rx-7-1984-13b/19446/22):
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> Dude, Im going to that place, and I really hope this is true, b/c if I catch an ass whoopin by some chick, asian style, Im going to be a bit upset.

Road trip or maybe even a Shift518 Event? :lol

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/29 "2009-06-17T04:46:33Z")

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> [@i'm so SIQQQ!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-siqqq/19464/48):
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> Road trip or maybe even a Shift518 Event? :lol

The one that I think they fuck at is about 5 hours from Albany, but a little birdie once told me that they fuck at one out in Rochester and at some in CT, MA, etc:ninja Actually I think they might fuck at one in Syracuse, also…

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/30 "2009-06-17T05:28:57Z")

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> [@i'm so SIQQQ!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-siqqq/19464/48):
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> Road trip or maybe even a Shift518 Event? :lol

haha, yes. imagine the look on their faces when like a caravan of 40 something cars rolls in and 5 guys step out of each car?

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/31 "2009-06-17T10:11:15Z")

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i dunt want the aeds so ill pass

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/32 "2009-06-17T10:13:56Z")

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> [@WTF MY STOLEN RIMS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-stolen-rims/19440/40):
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> i dunt want the aeds so ill pass

I like Asian girls so much I’ll gladly partake in said aeds :rofl

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/33 "2009-06-17T10:15:41Z")

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^^^^ im with ya!

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/34 "2009-06-17T11:00:35Z")

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> [@WTF MY STOLEN RIMS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-stolen-rims/19440/31):
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> haha, yes. imagine the look on their faces when like a caravan of 40 something cars rolls in and 5 guys step out of each car?

It would be like a real life “we’re here for the gangbang” smiley.

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/35 "2009-06-17T11:04:30Z")

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> [@POLL: Arguement: S-Q-L or Sequel?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poll-arguement-s-q-l-or-sequel/19493/4):
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> It would be like a real life “we’re here for the gangbang” smiley.

:lol:lol i mean, theyd be like “OMG so much $$$$$” but then “OW OW OW MAH POOON! MAH POOOOOON!”  
 ![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/Tuesday-Afternoon-Link-Dump_500x500.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/8/48782e399255e8c7c86e428183c9ded2464de478.jpeg)

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/36 "2009-06-17T11:05:35Z")

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^LOL

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/37 "2009-06-17T16:19:30Z")

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In response to the PM’s that I’ve been getting…

PJB-Not sure if they allow the ‘things’ you were asking about. Not sure what fetishs they do and don’t cater to.

Ilya-No, virgins don’t get a discount.

Kramer-Sorry, they said you are too tall for the shower table.

Benny-No extra charge for pleasantly plump males.

Nicole-Umm…WTF?!

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/38 "2009-06-17T16:48:48Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> In response to the PM’s that I’ve been getting…
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> PJB-Not sure if they allow the ‘things’ you were asking about. Not sure what fetishs they do and don’t cater to.
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> Ilya-No, virgins don’t get a discount.
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> Kramer-Sorry, they said you are too tall for the shower table.
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> Benny-No extra charge for pleasantly plump males.
> 
> Nicole-Umm…WTF?!

ahahahahaha… plus rep

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/39 "2009-06-17T23:29:27Z")

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asian-massage-parlor-review-lilys-spa-laurel-md/244691/40 "2009-06-18T04:44:49Z")

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strap-on’s?

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