# Ask a Lesbian anything... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/181 "2010-06-30T22:04:54Z")
Yo: Why the FUCK, do you insist on calling me hatfield everytime I come to the juggs residence?? :lol ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/182 "2010-06-30T22:11:12Z")
> [@FS: 14" x 5.5" Steelies \*SOLD!\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-14-x-5-5-steelies-sold/33115/7): > > ![http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/AndyV_sideboob.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/4906c59000d91673f24364b68e212f30828e5622.png) :rofl exactly what i was thinking!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/183 "2010-06-30T22:32:56Z")
> [@So I'm takin a dump at work...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/7): > > Yo: Why the FUCK, do you insist on calling me hatfield everytime I come to the juggs residence?? :lol LMAO… she does have that tendency… probably has something to do with her always being drunk when you see her… Just the other day she got you 2 confused again when I was talking to her… I always have to describe the 2 of u or show her a picture to unconfuse her. lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/184 "2010-07-01T05:19:45Z")
OP- do you take offense to the d-word? also, relevant: ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/185 "2010-07-01T07:34:51Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/186 "2010-07-01T11:30:59Z")
OP, what are your feelings on fake breasts? (sorry if already answered, totally didnt read the whole thread) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/187 "2010-07-01T11:44:32Z")
> [@Shreks boosted GSR Build](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shreks-boosted-gsr-build/32325/65): > > not you…you would make her gayer!! dayyyyyummmmmm ---
**Author:** ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/188 "2010-07-01T13:30:17Z")
Ok its been awhile since i answered… this is completely unrelated to me having the house all to myself last night… actually, no it is completely related! > [@Good quality rip of Transformers (2007)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-quality-rip-of-transformers-2007/33108/25): > > How old was the oldest vagina you have stimulated manually or orally? Youngest? sorry i missed the youngest portion. That would be 21 (currently) and i’m 30! boo ya!!! > [@GONE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gone/33151/4): > > have you ever had a blue waffle? > if your answer to that question is a no, then you can try Murrdog9000’s. other people on here tell me its pretty good. NO! no blue std infected vaj’s for this kid. > [@Have you ever seen a car and just felt sorry for it](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-car-and-just-felt-sorry-for-it/33153/11): > > my question got skipped, either thats a no or was it written somewhere that you can only ask questions about ur sex life…i only saw not about cars. I do have some single lady friends… i don’t know if i can pimp them out though. sorry. > [@Sundowners!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sundowners/33166/36): > > If you had to fuck a guy… who would it be hugh jackman, Johnny Depp ( and that’s not a “had to” but a “want to”:bowdown > [@Shreks boosted GSR Build](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shreks-boosted-gsr-build/32325/64): > > i didn’t feel like reading every page…but what did catch my eye was you getting to see the jugs… > > I guess my question would be… can you take some pictures of said jugs…maybe a couple different angles??? thanks I am always trying… erik has blocked me before. > [@So I'm takin a dump at work...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/7): > > Yo: Why the FUCK, do you insist on calling me hatfield everytime I come to the juggs residence?? :lol i have no idea. i see you more often too. he he he “juggs residence” :thumbup > [@WTB : Turbo (something for the miata)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-turbo-something-for-the-miata/31743/8): > > OP- do you take offense to the d-word? > > also, relevant: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoQejNDSyKU&feature=fvw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoQejNDSyKU&feature=fvw) dyke? no. > [@Hello new here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-here/33232/3): > > OP, what are your feelings on fake breasts? (sorry if already answered, totally didnt read the whole thread) i would love to be given an opportunity to compare. as long as they are not CRAZY porn star big, i’d be down. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/189 "2010-07-01T13:47:58Z")
> [@\*\*\*9/02/07 NYSpeed end of summer BBQ @ Letchworth \*\*\*PAYMENT Deadline 8/20\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-02-07-nyspeed-end-of-summer-bbq-letchworth-payment-deadline-8-20/32470/84): > > I do have some single lady friends… i don’t know if i can pimp them out though. sorry. it wouldn’t be pimping them out, i would take them out to a nice dinner and be a gentleman until they let me know that it is time to go to the bedroom (or any other place of their choice) and treat them like a whore. :lol ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/190 "2010-07-01T13:50:49Z")
> [@FS: 30th Anniversay Camaro Z28 M6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-30th-anniversay-camaro-z28-m6/33209/7): > > it wouldn’t be pimping them out, i would take them out to a nice dinner and be a gentleman until they let me know that it is time to go to the bedroom (or any other place of their choice) and treat them like a whore. :lol hahah Ladies Man right there!:bowdown ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/191 "2010-07-01T16:59:00Z")
How did your name come about? ---
**Author:** ![edubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/edubs/32/6565_2.png) [@edubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/edubs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/192 "2010-07-01T17:11:12Z")
You mean a pasty white chick from Waterford named Yolanda isn’t normal? :lol ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/193 "2010-07-01T17:12:19Z")
> [@Anyone had experience with Mike O ford?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-had-experience-with-mike-o-ford/25875/24): > > You mean a pasty white chick from Waterford named Yolanda isn’t normal? :lol I shoulda known ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/194 "2010-07-01T19:32:24Z")
biggest turn offs, biggest turn ons? ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/195 "2010-07-01T23:23:54Z")
is your view the same as mine in this cenario(sp?) lezbo’s are women who look like women and can be seen out in public with… …and dykes are the ones with mullets and like wearing leather and wear boxers and baggy jeans, puts shame to all lesbodykes. etc. etc. tec. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/196 "2010-07-02T06:07:04Z")
Have you had to fight the Persians to save your favorite lesbian bar? Did you hire mexicans to go undercover for you to investigate those Persians? ---
**Author:** ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/197 "2010-07-02T07:03:15Z")
> [@Buying a car from out of state?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buying-a-car-from-out-of-state/33194/7): > > biggest turn offs, biggest turn ons? turn-offs- there’s a lot. i have been known to be too picky. turn ons- there’s a lot. I have been known to be oversexed. > [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2301): > > is your view the same as mine in this cenario(sp?) > > lezbo’s are women who look like women and can be seen out in public with… > > …and dykes are the ones with mullets and like wearing leather and wear boxers and baggy jeans, puts shame to all lesbodykes. etc. etc. tec. yes… and tend to be trashier. > [@spotted.. wicked ass MFer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-wicked-ass-mfer/33243/20): > > Have you had to fight the Persians to save your favorite lesbian bar? > > Did you hire mexicans to go undercover for you to investigate those Persians? I don’t really like gay bars. so no. but i did get in a verbal altercation with the Russian lesbian next door. :sFi\_bat: ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/198 "2010-07-02T07:09:30Z")
Have you noticed there is a difference to the inner smoothness of a vag when comparing those that gave birth and those that didn’t. Can always tell cant ya? MILFs are more veiney, less subtle? ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/199 "2010-07-02T07:49:25Z")
> [@Huge stereo job just completed; Honda CRX (56k nono)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/huge-stereo-job-just-completed-honda-crx-56k-nono/33176/54): > > I don’t really like gay bars. so no. but i did get in a verbal altercation with the Russian lesbian next door. :sFi\_bat: I hardly call yelling “SUCK MY FUCKING CLIT” across the porch and yard while I am calming them down an altercation… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/200 "2010-07-02T09:03:57Z")
> [@WTH: Marketing/Advertising/Creative Jack of All Trades](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-marketing-advertising-creative-jack-of-all-trades/33259/4): > > I hardly call yelling “SUCK MY FUCKING CLIT” across the porch and yard while I am calming them down an altercation… Right, I call that the start to a kick ass three chick porno shoot. :thumbup [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991.md?page=11)